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[submarine]

So hey. They call me Mem. Just writing to say, men - wonderful creatures. They're infinite patience & wisdom are truly worthy of praise. Especially that Evan dude. I mean, his wit - sharp. His modesty - unmatched.

So here's some stuff you don't know about me.

• I'm adopted.
• I'm deeply in love with Taylor (Hansom), Katie Holmes, Sy Rogers, this guy & Dick Casablancas.
• I bless the rains down in afriiiicaaah.
• i like my pants around my feet.

That is all. The Evan formally known as Mem - outta here.