Emoting...Shoes thieves should eat shit and die!
Last night it was aproximately 3 degrees outside with a biting wind. I was down in Southwest campus visiting a buddy, which is about 30 minute walk from my dorm. I had left my shoes by his door in order to not track in the the brown snow which reaks of a molassis oder. When I went to leave my shoes were gone. What kind of degenerate steals running shoes. In particular my running shoes. Fortunately for me, my friend had a spare pair that fit, otherwise i would have been fucked. If I see anyone wearing my shoes i am going to kick the living shit out of them and they will deserve it. The one delightful source of satisfaction is that thye have custom inserts in them because I am a flat foot and they will probaly be wicked uncomfortable for him...sucker