MST!

[subluxate]

Hah. Disclaimer: Sara and I aren't exactly versed in ER canon. That said...read at your own risk. Man, it hurt to read...which meant it had to be MSTed, of course.

Comments

[pennycase]

*is dead*

I love you. No, I really do.

I'd say I loved Sara, too, but since I've just spent a whole fic writing heartbreak!sara, that may sound a little hollow.

[subluxate]

Hahaha, I am loved! Yay!

And Sara found the name coincidence funny, like I told you. Then we had a conversation involving how I'd never help her future husband cheat on her.

[pennycase]

...Even if she managed to marry Hugh Laurie and the man he was cheating on her with was Robert Sean Leonard?

(But think of the beautiful lovechildren!)

[subluxate]

Well, if they were House and Wilson, it would be completely inevitable that they have an affair, right? So I wouldn't be doing anything wrong by helping them along...

[pennycase]

Yes. It would be inevitable. It's sort of weird how I'm instructing you on how to help your best friend's future husband cheat on her with no guilt. Hee :D

*pleads the first*

(or is that the fifth?)

[subluxate]

Hee, I won't tell her you're in on it =P

(And it could be first and fifth, I suppose--freedom of speech and not incriminating yourself.)

[pennycase]

But are you sure she won't read this post and hunt me down and bite me?

[subluxate]

Bite you? I am pretty sure that Sara won't bite you. After all, this is assuming her future husband is House, and besides, I like you. She probably wouldn't bite someone I like.

[pennycase]

Hm. Okay. I mean, obviously, if House won't marry his sekrit gay lover, he'll do me. Good enough :D :D :D

(you are strictly forbidden from helping House cheat on me, if those were the circumstances.)

...*bites*

[subluxate]

*gigglefit*

[pennycase]

(Disclaimer : If hawkeyecat, AKA Kelly, ever enters into any romantic liason with Gregory House, MD, or James Wilson, MD, pennycase AKA Liz, will aid either man in cheating on her under the condition they either do each other or her. Maybe all three together. Thank you.)

[subluxate]

*makes a mental note of this*

Man, if I had a chance to marry a hot doc like either of them, I'd probably take it. Assuming the personalities were similar, of course.

[pennycase]

*iz szgmug*

I would too. Except for the, uh, illegality bit. That's totally overlookable, though, right?

[subluxate]

You could go to a different country where there's a lower age restriction =)

[pennycase]

...You actually have me looking up ages of consent in six million countries. Then, I realised that being able to consent didn't actually mean marriage.

*facepalm*

[subluxate]

Hahahaha, excellent.

Ah, the wonders of being an adult. Forget being able to vote, you can be with whomever you want! Can only marry about half the population, though.