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[Current Mood{Owie o.x}]
[Current Listening{Dia Pslama(Skeppet Sjunker)}]
I think that during these times of procrastination and utter boredom are the times that one really comes to appreciate the things in life that would otherwise seem so mediocre that they are hardly worth any form of significant thought.
Having said that, I have discovered that if you stare at the average computer mouse long enough, it's structure, usage, and button layout are remarkably similar to that of a vagina. So remarkable infact, that I just made a remark about it. Remark. This implies that if you meet a man named Mark, and got to know him, only to later find out during a movie staring sean connery that he is a total shovonistic prick and finally come to the ultimate conclusion that he cannot be allowed to waste any more precious oxygen so you take a reciprocating saw to his face and watch him stop moving only to be struck with awe and a fist as he rises up to become a zombie because hes just that much of a prick, would this chopped up wad of prick-ish flesh become in essance a Remark? I have strayed off topic. I appoligieze, forgive me. please don't hit me. not the belt again. no please i'll stop. what are you gonna do with that? oh god no. ah. no. ow. stop it. you're a whore. ow. blargh. gurgle sputter twitch.
....
Ahem.
Anyway, I digress. Yes, The computer mouse. It was made to resymbol the female sex apperatus. espicially the wheel mouse. the whole "rubbing the center wheel up and down" is impossible not to be viewed as sugestive. and the way its shaped is very familiar. Now, I know what you neo judgmental and hypocritical people are gonna say, with your half a semester of basic simple Sigmund Frued psychology under your belt. You are gonna say "HOOOH DOGGEH, I RECKON EYCAN TELL YA WUT HE WUD TINKIN RIGHT DEN AN' DERE." Or somthing along those lines. I can assure you, despite the fact that I have a penis, I do not use it or it's word association to base my knowledge or indepth comparasions to. Although I have been known to do so once in awhile to excite a laugh here and there. Now, in exihibit A, I will show you this amazing paper folding technique!
... yes and now for exhibit B... I'm not going to continue this, my attention span can only go so far on the sunday of an ending vacation. so in consilation, I'll post this picture.
Go team! well that about wraps it up
later.
[Current Listening{Dia Pslama(Skeppet Sjunker)}]
I think that during these times of procrastination and utter boredom are the times that one really comes to appreciate the things in life that would otherwise seem so mediocre that they are hardly worth any form of significant thought.
Having said that, I have discovered that if you stare at the average computer mouse long enough, it's structure, usage, and button layout are remarkably similar to that of a vagina. So remarkable infact, that I just made a remark about it. Remark. This implies that if you meet a man named Mark, and got to know him, only to later find out during a movie staring sean connery that he is a total shovonistic prick and finally come to the ultimate conclusion that he cannot be allowed to waste any more precious oxygen so you take a reciprocating saw to his face and watch him stop moving only to be struck with awe and a fist as he rises up to become a zombie because hes just that much of a prick, would this chopped up wad of prick-ish flesh become in essance a Remark? I have strayed off topic. I appoligieze, forgive me. please don't hit me. not the belt again. no please i'll stop. what are you gonna do with that? oh god no. ah. no. ow. stop it. you're a whore. ow. blargh. gurgle sputter twitch.
....
Ahem.
Anyway, I digress. Yes, The computer mouse. It was made to resymbol the female sex apperatus. espicially the wheel mouse. the whole "rubbing the center wheel up and down" is impossible not to be viewed as sugestive. and the way its shaped is very familiar. Now, I know what you neo judgmental and hypocritical people are gonna say, with your half a semester of basic simple Sigmund Frued psychology under your belt. You are gonna say "HOOOH DOGGEH, I RECKON EYCAN TELL YA WUT HE WUD TINKIN RIGHT DEN AN' DERE." Or somthing along those lines. I can assure you, despite the fact that I have a penis, I do not use it or it's word association to base my knowledge or indepth comparasions to. Although I have been known to do so once in awhile to excite a laugh here and there. Now, in exihibit A, I will show you this amazing paper folding technique!
... yes and now for exhibit B... I'm not going to continue this, my attention span can only go so far on the sunday of an ending vacation. so in consilation, I'll post this picture.
Go team! well that about wraps it up
later.