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Another entry from the blogger Archives:
Just acouple of things...
[mood] Pissed at Society as a whole, more or less annoyed
[listening] Can't you trip like I do? : Filter
Hokay! sho, I've had it up to f*cking here with all this "Paris Hilton" bullshit. Everywhere I turn its another person saying how "F*CKING HOTT SHE IS OMG I WANNA DO HER TILL IT FALLS OFF" Or another website with the "Paris Hilton" video or "Pictures of Paris Hilton flossing her teeth! =O! So Hawt!" -.- ok.. so I'm gonna provide a visual here for everyone so I may prove my point.
Hokay.. For starters we will cover the basics. First off, I dont want to seem extremely shallow but every guy has noticed this.
Now, I didnt know this, but they actually make transparent white lacy trainer bras? I mean seriously, Again not to be shallow, but shes... a surf board. I'm not speaking on behalf of my own tastes, I'm jsut confused as to how this breast crazy nation can fall in somthing that looks like could be used as a book mark. Not to mention if she gets excited I'm almost positive I'd beable to see the walls of her beating hear through her much exposed ribcage. Count'em up, They are all there. Which brings me to my next point.
Hmm... Well... If we ever found Jimmy Hoffah alive in a cave starving after 25 some odd years, I would imagine this is what his stomach would look like. This is just unhealthy. Upon closser inspection of this picture I have discovered an important detail;
Paris Hiltons elly button has all but dissapeared. SHe has no belly button, the only indication that any of us were born from our mothers. If anything she now has a belly indent. A sparkly one at that. A condition such as this could only be a product of extreme starvation. I promise you that if you were to dangle a pop tart infront of her she would snatch at it so fast you will be missing a few fingers. And now to my next points.
Ok, Before I go on, I know some of you are thinking "omfg look how shallow he is, he doenst even take into account the girls personality! poor thing, lets go lynch peter! *grabs torch* wahahahaha" But be serious folks, for one, shes a porn star, she sells herself and degrades herself by having sex under a microscope. and secondly, Watch one episode of "the real life" or whatever the fuck its called. the one with paris hilton and her sister or w/e. watch one episode, I dare you, She has the attitude about I'm better than everything else. Anyway, This picture has several points that make me wanna gag. I took the liberty to point out these facts
Exhibit 1) It took me awhile to find this picture to put up on here, and on m searchI noticed one thing. She has this one lil thing where one eye always seem smaller and slouched than the other. I almost feel bad for the girl, this type of girl gets pickedon at elementry school. then I remember her snotty attitude, then I chuckle like a sexy man would chuckle.
Exhibit 2) Her nose... well... umm....
'Nuff said. Stupid can-opener face.
Exhibit 3) Hmm.. Is that a smudge on the photo?... hmm... *squints*... oh, wait, no it isnt, ITS HER EYE BROWS! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
Exhibit 4) ok, I was gonna have an image comparing her facial stucture to an actual skull, but to my surprise, not only is it hard to find a skull situated in the position her head is in right now, her skull shape is damn near impossible to find any other like it, The size of her head, the perturding ness of her bones as circled in the photo, even the placement of the eyes in comparasion to the rest of the skull is very abnormal. I found an alien skull that somewhat resymboled her bone structure, more so than any of the male or female skulls I found. Hmm.
Exhibit 5) and last but not least, The hair, Now, We all know she is NOT natural blonde. and that most of the platnium blonde these days are indeed fake, I'm gonna say this now and that is that. The blonde hair, no, its out, its over rated, over used, over everything, it looks sooooo fake these days it jsut decreases the attractiveness of certain individuals. now that isn't to say that in some cases it makes them look good, and natural blondes often look better than the fake ones, but seriously, stop it.
Having said all that, These are the people I consider beautiful in our school and such:
Mae Smith (blonde works for her, not you)
Hannah Bright (have more confidence in yourself)
Danni Roboshagyhdfvsdjhbfyubhrgwvubhuyhsef (spell check?)
Nikki perosn-that-rides-my-bus
Kayla Romine ( these are by no means in order, if it were, this one would be at the top)
B-Mills (SEXY BEAST)
Mai Van Vu (despite your own accusations ;P)
Kaz somthingsomthinggirlthatlikestohitmesomethingsomthing
Vanessa Sexy beasy (;D)
Erica Mercier
There are others, but these are just a few I could remember off the top of my head.
wow this entry took a long time to finish, if blgoger freezes I'm gonna be so pissed.
Well anyway thats about it for todays rants. I'll have another one up some time this week,
Later People.
Just acouple of things...
[mood] Pissed at Society as a whole, more or less annoyed
[listening] Can't you trip like I do? : Filter
Hokay! sho, I've had it up to f*cking here with all this "Paris Hilton" bullshit. Everywhere I turn its another person saying how "F*CKING HOTT SHE IS OMG I WANNA DO HER TILL IT FALLS OFF" Or another website with the "Paris Hilton" video or "Pictures of Paris Hilton flossing her teeth! =O! So Hawt!" -.- ok.. so I'm gonna provide a visual here for everyone so I may prove my point.
Hokay.. For starters we will cover the basics. First off, I dont want to seem extremely shallow but every guy has noticed this.
Now, I didnt know this, but they actually make transparent white lacy trainer bras? I mean seriously, Again not to be shallow, but shes... a surf board. I'm not speaking on behalf of my own tastes, I'm jsut confused as to how this breast crazy nation can fall in somthing that looks like could be used as a book mark. Not to mention if she gets excited I'm almost positive I'd beable to see the walls of her beating hear through her much exposed ribcage. Count'em up, They are all there. Which brings me to my next point.
Hmm... Well... If we ever found Jimmy Hoffah alive in a cave starving after 25 some odd years, I would imagine this is what his stomach would look like. This is just unhealthy. Upon closser inspection of this picture I have discovered an important detail;
Paris Hiltons elly button has all but dissapeared. SHe has no belly button, the only indication that any of us were born from our mothers. If anything she now has a belly indent. A sparkly one at that. A condition such as this could only be a product of extreme starvation. I promise you that if you were to dangle a pop tart infront of her she would snatch at it so fast you will be missing a few fingers. And now to my next points.
Ok, Before I go on, I know some of you are thinking "omfg look how shallow he is, he doenst even take into account the girls personality! poor thing, lets go lynch peter! *grabs torch* wahahahaha" But be serious folks, for one, shes a porn star, she sells herself and degrades herself by having sex under a microscope. and secondly, Watch one episode of "the real life" or whatever the fuck its called. the one with paris hilton and her sister or w/e. watch one episode, I dare you, She has the attitude about I'm better than everything else. Anyway, This picture has several points that make me wanna gag. I took the liberty to point out these facts
Exhibit 1) It took me awhile to find this picture to put up on here, and on m searchI noticed one thing. She has this one lil thing where one eye always seem smaller and slouched than the other. I almost feel bad for the girl, this type of girl gets pickedon at elementry school. then I remember her snotty attitude, then I chuckle like a sexy man would chuckle.
Exhibit 2) Her nose... well... umm....
'Nuff said. Stupid can-opener face.
Exhibit 3) Hmm.. Is that a smudge on the photo?... hmm... *squints*... oh, wait, no it isnt, ITS HER EYE BROWS! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
Exhibit 4) ok, I was gonna have an image comparing her facial stucture to an actual skull, but to my surprise, not only is it hard to find a skull situated in the position her head is in right now, her skull shape is damn near impossible to find any other like it, The size of her head, the perturding ness of her bones as circled in the photo, even the placement of the eyes in comparasion to the rest of the skull is very abnormal. I found an alien skull that somewhat resymboled her bone structure, more so than any of the male or female skulls I found. Hmm.
Exhibit 5) and last but not least, The hair, Now, We all know she is NOT natural blonde. and that most of the platnium blonde these days are indeed fake, I'm gonna say this now and that is that. The blonde hair, no, its out, its over rated, over used, over everything, it looks sooooo fake these days it jsut decreases the attractiveness of certain individuals. now that isn't to say that in some cases it makes them look good, and natural blondes often look better than the fake ones, but seriously, stop it.
Having said all that, These are the people I consider beautiful in our school and such:
Mae Smith (blonde works for her, not you)
Hannah Bright (have more confidence in yourself)
Danni Roboshagyhdfvsdjhbfyubhrgwvubhuyhsef (spell check?)
Nikki perosn-that-rides-my-bus
Kayla Romine ( these are by no means in order, if it were, this one would be at the top)
B-Mills (SEXY BEAST)
Mai Van Vu (despite your own accusations ;P)
Kaz somthingsomthinggirlthatlikestohitmesomethingsomthing
Vanessa Sexy beasy (;D)
Erica Mercier
There are others, but these are just a few I could remember off the top of my head.
wow this entry took a long time to finish, if blgoger freezes I'm gonna be so pissed.
Well anyway thats about it for todays rants. I'll have another one up some time this week,
Later People.