Escapades of a drunken lout
I guess i should update since its been so long. lots of shit has happened im gonna just forego all that shit and try to piece together saturday night for yall. so it started at cactus jacks where we arrived to find tenielle and josh outside so chatted to them for a bit and then made our way inside to the table where we found belinda and dion :S a very drunk dion. then bradley showed up and i thought dinner was ruined for sure but it was aight they werent too bad. so i got into the drinking with some beers, a tequilla slammer (ive been craving one all week), some random milky cocktail, and a couple of glasses of chardonnay BLEH!! the food was so darn good but *drools* then i went uptown since yall wanted to go home. found elisha and co on their way to mainy. so i talked to megan i think it is (the canadian one) and then ricky and anthony and james rocked up and we all went up to mainy. anthony wrote 'ball bag' on my right hand in nikko which was nice of him LOL. and then me and james hung out and chatted and such. we headed over to kate o'rielly's with that really tall lad who i have no idea what his name is but he is friends with neal's brother. he entertained us with hellium antics. and then me and james went to mcguires cause we wanted cheap jugs. got there and ran into little chris instantly so we went back to his table with cole and johno and drank our jugs. then they went somewhere and me and james were there and then i found sherree again so she came and sat with us and then james went somewhere i forget where. so me and sherree talked for a while.
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i ended up back at mainy somehow i guess i had sherree in tow but not sure. may have met up with anton and co again but cant really remember. i know i found carl and mark on the dance stage so i went up and danced LOL. was dancing with random chicks when i get yanked by the arm and next thing im dancing with georgia!! by this time i had lost carl and mark so i went around looking for ppl i knew.
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next thing i can remember is im halfway through a rum and cola with come random fella so we cruised around for a bit. i believe we went outside for a shmoke. came back in i think i had a chat to liz from uni but i am really really unsure about this. then i dunno more random drinks i dont remember even buying any drinks since macguires which is cool cause i got shouted fucken heaps. so yeah all soughts of shit and then on my way to go spew in the toilet i passed anthony gave him a wave as he pinged on past LOL and then i spewed for ages in the dunny and sometimes not in the dunny woops.
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stumbled out of mainy. crossed the road and found wardy standing outside pulse having a shmoke. i think i had one with him but i wouldnt have a clue. i know at some stage before i started trekking the streets i got a smoke off someone and put it behind my ear. so yeah started heading for shell city cabs and it was packed. i think i went to the toilet there cause i remember leaning on the condom machine. then i went sat on some random buildings staircase and called some ppl the only one i remember was elisha. then some fella took me under his wing and we stumbled back to shell city together. then i got bored and started walking home. at one of the intersections in town i hear my name being called so i made my way over to a black skyline stopped at the lights and its tenielle and josh so just as im asking for a ride home the light turns green and they drive off fuckers.
i only remember patches of the walk home. eg crossing the old bridge and thinking shit this is going to be an easy walk. i also remember ringing timbzy at the post office. i proceeded to do a matty and punch a hole in the post office wall ROFL. i have a picy on my phone which i then sent to timbzy. i got a cut hand for my trouble but oh well. then i remember as i was walking on the other side of the road where dominoes is i heard all this music and a lit up garage but i didnt go in. then two thingys down there was a glass door and ppl everywhere inside. so i went in and it was a fucking lan gaming room and it was chokers with ppl playing lan games at 5 in the fucking morning!! i seen that tyrone fella and ended up talking to brady wood for a fair while. i got sick of the smell of vomit emiting from my body so i continued my walk. then i remember outside the church i tried to pull out some red and white pole. i was there for ages twisting and contorting this pole i was having a ball. then i gave up cause it was getting noisy when i moved it and i was scared someone was going to come out of their house and abuse me. then the walk got really hard. i could hardly keep straight and my legs were aching cause i had my etnies on and they fucking suck to walk in. i thought about jumping the vets fence to cut a distance off my walk but i didnt cause it wasnt going to cut much off. so yeah got home took off my vomit laden cloths and got to bed finally at 6ish in the morning. i woke up again at 12.30 and had a shower and such then i took timbzy's cloths back to him and went to see ashley and the bub for a bit then i came home and thats when the hangover kicked in. it was monsterous too that cunt. i was so fucked so i had somemore of a sleep then i dragged myself out of bed and washed dads car and even put a bit of water on mine for a change. i actually felt better after i washed the car and had some food so i played chips challenge for a while which made me worse then went to bed.
woke up this morning still feeling like shit again. had a shower and left to go book shopping. $380 later here i am so thats my life til next time you stay classy mackay.
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i ended up back at mainy somehow i guess i had sherree in tow but not sure. may have met up with anton and co again but cant really remember. i know i found carl and mark on the dance stage so i went up and danced LOL. was dancing with random chicks when i get yanked by the arm and next thing im dancing with georgia!! by this time i had lost carl and mark so i went around looking for ppl i knew.
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next thing i can remember is im halfway through a rum and cola with come random fella so we cruised around for a bit. i believe we went outside for a shmoke. came back in i think i had a chat to liz from uni but i am really really unsure about this. then i dunno more random drinks i dont remember even buying any drinks since macguires which is cool cause i got shouted fucken heaps. so yeah all soughts of shit and then on my way to go spew in the toilet i passed anthony gave him a wave as he pinged on past LOL and then i spewed for ages in the dunny and sometimes not in the dunny woops.
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stumbled out of mainy. crossed the road and found wardy standing outside pulse having a shmoke. i think i had one with him but i wouldnt have a clue. i know at some stage before i started trekking the streets i got a smoke off someone and put it behind my ear. so yeah started heading for shell city cabs and it was packed. i think i went to the toilet there cause i remember leaning on the condom machine. then i went sat on some random buildings staircase and called some ppl the only one i remember was elisha. then some fella took me under his wing and we stumbled back to shell city together. then i got bored and started walking home. at one of the intersections in town i hear my name being called so i made my way over to a black skyline stopped at the lights and its tenielle and josh so just as im asking for a ride home the light turns green and they drive off fuckers.
i only remember patches of the walk home. eg crossing the old bridge and thinking shit this is going to be an easy walk. i also remember ringing timbzy at the post office. i proceeded to do a matty and punch a hole in the post office wall ROFL. i have a picy on my phone which i then sent to timbzy. i got a cut hand for my trouble but oh well. then i remember as i was walking on the other side of the road where dominoes is i heard all this music and a lit up garage but i didnt go in. then two thingys down there was a glass door and ppl everywhere inside. so i went in and it was a fucking lan gaming room and it was chokers with ppl playing lan games at 5 in the fucking morning!! i seen that tyrone fella and ended up talking to brady wood for a fair while. i got sick of the smell of vomit emiting from my body so i continued my walk. then i remember outside the church i tried to pull out some red and white pole. i was there for ages twisting and contorting this pole i was having a ball. then i gave up cause it was getting noisy when i moved it and i was scared someone was going to come out of their house and abuse me. then the walk got really hard. i could hardly keep straight and my legs were aching cause i had my etnies on and they fucking suck to walk in. i thought about jumping the vets fence to cut a distance off my walk but i didnt cause it wasnt going to cut much off. so yeah got home took off my vomit laden cloths and got to bed finally at 6ish in the morning. i woke up again at 12.30 and had a shower and such then i took timbzy's cloths back to him and went to see ashley and the bub for a bit then i came home and thats when the hangover kicked in. it was monsterous too that cunt. i was so fucked so i had somemore of a sleep then i dragged myself out of bed and washed dads car and even put a bit of water on mine for a change. i actually felt better after i washed the car and had some food so i played chips challenge for a while which made me worse then went to bed.
woke up this morning still feeling like shit again. had a shower and left to go book shopping. $380 later here i am so thats my life til next time you stay classy mackay.