I PITY THE FOOL

Feb 25, 2006 12:32

im still sick but u get that hey i slept like almost all of yesterday. i only managed time to get my hair undercut again, watch the world poker tour, watch some of the erotic movie ;) and watch some music videos. so im feeling a little better today specially since i just blew some of mother's bank card money <3 for her. i just preordered the world poker tour 2k6 playstation 2 game which is released on march 12th and i purchased japunga's first album w00t can't wait til friday. i was being a funny cunt last night and saying shit about how my sickness was a conpiracy and that the man wanted me dead which reminds me of a random Mr T fact:

Cancer is just a government conpiracy to cover up the victims of Mr T's pity

its funny laugh. this reminds me of how in airlie on the first night while we were drunk we started saying random vin diesel and chuck norris facts from that random generator GOD THEY ARE FUNNY WHEN UR PISSED!! ROFL oh and another funny thing last night i was reading the label to a hot chocolate mix when i found myself questioning are they trying to sell Nestle or African hookers check it out

"You know you want me. You want to hold me. You want to have me to yourself and indulge in my exotic West African and Ecuadorian cocoa ways. I am yours. Don't fight it. Resistance is futile. Surrender to your senses. Surrender to the instructions."
*shudders* ROFL
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