The Good, The Bad and The Protentious Lumps of Shit
The Good
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Bel's party. Twas a most awesome night in my opinion. lots of peeps i hadnt seen in ages making them have a new sheen of novelty for all of an hour and a half. but yeah lots of drinking thanks to one blue lagoon slushy machine mmmmmm. im gonna buy a slushy machine and put it in my private jet YUMMMMMMMM. but yeah had fun chatting and making an ass of myself, not as much of an ass as others (for further details see justins post and the ppl that were mauled by large wild dogs) but im sure i was still an ass. hella good fun that was and that crazy old dog AHHHHH scary! it was funny when i immobilised it with my raw ass but. and despite what everyone says macca's breaky OWNED!!
The Bad
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A fucking piece of metal came flying off of a truck the other day and hit my car just next to the licence plate and went under the car and exploded out the other end. so now the car has been taken away by RACQ and the fucking insurance mob wants to charge $700 excess straight up cause they like the taste of sweaty balls rolling around in their mouth. fucking pricks dont have to take it out on me just because i like to keep my exit hole as my exit hole!!
The Pretentious Lumps of Shit
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Korn's new album. U would think that since one of the guitarists left the other would stand up and say 'hey im a really good guitarist we dont need him' but instead he said 'look i can strum a few cords while we dub our songs with overproduced beats and our vocalist talks about having sex and cumming on everything'. And dont even get me started on their anal-retentative music protection. And u think im pissed off now? Imagine if i had of paid for the fucking thing!!
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Bel's party. Twas a most awesome night in my opinion. lots of peeps i hadnt seen in ages making them have a new sheen of novelty for all of an hour and a half. but yeah lots of drinking thanks to one blue lagoon slushy machine mmmmmm. im gonna buy a slushy machine and put it in my private jet YUMMMMMMMM. but yeah had fun chatting and making an ass of myself, not as much of an ass as others (for further details see justins post and the ppl that were mauled by large wild dogs) but im sure i was still an ass. hella good fun that was and that crazy old dog AHHHHH scary! it was funny when i immobilised it with my raw ass but. and despite what everyone says macca's breaky OWNED!!
The Bad
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A fucking piece of metal came flying off of a truck the other day and hit my car just next to the licence plate and went under the car and exploded out the other end. so now the car has been taken away by RACQ and the fucking insurance mob wants to charge $700 excess straight up cause they like the taste of sweaty balls rolling around in their mouth. fucking pricks dont have to take it out on me just because i like to keep my exit hole as my exit hole!!
The Pretentious Lumps of Shit
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Korn's new album. U would think that since one of the guitarists left the other would stand up and say 'hey im a really good guitarist we dont need him' but instead he said 'look i can strum a few cords while we dub our songs with overproduced beats and our vocalist talks about having sex and cumming on everything'. And dont even get me started on their anal-retentative music protection. And u think im pissed off now? Imagine if i had of paid for the fucking thing!!