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Alrighty then im back after being out of the loop for a while off in my own little world. it been good but. ive had a really good week and now i will tell u some of the shit i got up to:
yeah ok i got slack for that so now ill just leave toodles
B-JJJJJEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! :P
i decided ill just talk about the weekend now but. actually i went shopping with justin on friday or did i put that in my last post no it was thursday and then justin stayed the night and we had a FEW too little drinks cause dad jokingly said i could only have to the line he drew on the bottles worth of scotch but he was joking so i only got two drinks out of that and justin and me both thought his smirnoff reds tasted like shit cause they did. still a good night but good to see him it seems like i hadnt seen him for ages but when i think about it i had so yeah i look like a fool now :(
lol anyways i went to ashleys friday night and had a bottle of wine and then half a carton of bundy rums (brentons shout :P ) and me and ashley stayed up till about 9:30 in the morning after we seen everyone off to work rofl and we sang songs on the ukalaylie (yes i know that is spelt so wrong but u ppl can suck my buttocks if u think i care :P ) it was such a good night. and then we went to bed at 9:30 after b-mann went to work. then daniel rang at 11? ish and there wasnt much understanding between us cause i was very drunk and very much half to three quarters asleep still lol. sorry daniel. then at 12 b-mann came home from work and decided to wake me with two saucepan lids being smashed against eachother *shakes fists* fucker. it was classic but i shat my pants (figuratively of course :| ) and me and ashley jumped at the same time and both really high they said so that was funny.
then i stayed awake :O how i did it i dont know but i watched some david straussman or some shit it was funny, ate yogurt, went for a swim, then came back and my fucking phone was dead and i just charged it in the morning!! so then i went out and picked up grog amonst other things then went back to ashleys and drank and it was another really good night and cameron was there being really drunk to it was funny he was a monk for the night and yeah i lost at pool all night but i did an allnighter again :O just so happens to be the 4th-5th saturday in a row ive seen the sun come up but this one was more special for many reasons one of which being that i just did an alnighter before and the other being i had 3 hours sleep after the last.
so yeah then i managed to stay awake again after i sat in the old car in ashleys yard for a while. then i had breaky (two little tubs of yogurt) then i cleaned up the bottles outside. then i went for a swim. then i talked nearly dozing off but didnt so yeah and we had fish and chips for lunch and i lost at pool more and talked more and then i went home and got on lj and msn for a bit before getting ready to go to the movies!!
so yeah went to see doom with the twins and laura and jarred last night. hadnt slept for 30 hours beforehand. so i dozed off in the movie and then an explosion happened or some shit so i woke up again and managed to stay awake for the rest of the movie... just. lol if it wasnt an action film i would have been fucked. but there was lots of action and it was a fairly good movie so thats good. and i kept getting the water off the outside of daniels drink and wiping it on my face to keep myself awake and then they seen me doing it so i got a weird look it was funny. and we talked to laura and jarred afterwards for ages and then went back and i kicked jarreds ass at smackdown vs raw on the ps2 and then jarred and justin watched triple h and ric flair wrestle... i dozed off from lack of sleep but woke up to see the end of the match and then i went home and i slept.
so yeah what an awesome weekend, well i thought so anyways. oh and me and ashley were listening to limp bizkit's chocolate starfish album saturday morning while we were really drunk and decided to replace all the words 'fuck' with 'god', all the words 'shit' with 'jesus' and all the words 'ass' with 'mary' it was fucking funny man think about it. specially the song 'Hotdog' cause he says god 46 times in that godded up rhyme lol. SHUTUP!! and we dragged this bomb ass ford last night with these hick looking redneck women in it and we smashed them and then we lined them up again at the next set of lights and their car was smoking ROFL!! fucking hillbillys with their woman beards!!
anyways love is for this past week and love is for me. i wanna stick random lyrics from the F.U.C.K. song into this post but i wont cause im shlack and its a big enough post now anyways.
SOD OFF U LITTLE FRUIT EATING PANDA!!
yeah ok i got slack for that so now ill just leave toodles
B-JJJJJEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! :P
i decided ill just talk about the weekend now but. actually i went shopping with justin on friday or did i put that in my last post no it was thursday and then justin stayed the night and we had a FEW too little drinks cause dad jokingly said i could only have to the line he drew on the bottles worth of scotch but he was joking so i only got two drinks out of that and justin and me both thought his smirnoff reds tasted like shit cause they did. still a good night but good to see him it seems like i hadnt seen him for ages but when i think about it i had so yeah i look like a fool now :(
lol anyways i went to ashleys friday night and had a bottle of wine and then half a carton of bundy rums (brentons shout :P ) and me and ashley stayed up till about 9:30 in the morning after we seen everyone off to work rofl and we sang songs on the ukalaylie (yes i know that is spelt so wrong but u ppl can suck my buttocks if u think i care :P ) it was such a good night. and then we went to bed at 9:30 after b-mann went to work. then daniel rang at 11? ish and there wasnt much understanding between us cause i was very drunk and very much half to three quarters asleep still lol. sorry daniel. then at 12 b-mann came home from work and decided to wake me with two saucepan lids being smashed against eachother *shakes fists* fucker. it was classic but i shat my pants (figuratively of course :| ) and me and ashley jumped at the same time and both really high they said so that was funny.
then i stayed awake :O how i did it i dont know but i watched some david straussman or some shit it was funny, ate yogurt, went for a swim, then came back and my fucking phone was dead and i just charged it in the morning!! so then i went out and picked up grog amonst other things then went back to ashleys and drank and it was another really good night and cameron was there being really drunk to it was funny he was a monk for the night and yeah i lost at pool all night but i did an allnighter again :O just so happens to be the 4th-5th saturday in a row ive seen the sun come up but this one was more special for many reasons one of which being that i just did an alnighter before and the other being i had 3 hours sleep after the last.
so yeah then i managed to stay awake again after i sat in the old car in ashleys yard for a while. then i had breaky (two little tubs of yogurt) then i cleaned up the bottles outside. then i went for a swim. then i talked nearly dozing off but didnt so yeah and we had fish and chips for lunch and i lost at pool more and talked more and then i went home and got on lj and msn for a bit before getting ready to go to the movies!!
so yeah went to see doom with the twins and laura and jarred last night. hadnt slept for 30 hours beforehand. so i dozed off in the movie and then an explosion happened or some shit so i woke up again and managed to stay awake for the rest of the movie... just. lol if it wasnt an action film i would have been fucked. but there was lots of action and it was a fairly good movie so thats good. and i kept getting the water off the outside of daniels drink and wiping it on my face to keep myself awake and then they seen me doing it so i got a weird look it was funny. and we talked to laura and jarred afterwards for ages and then went back and i kicked jarreds ass at smackdown vs raw on the ps2 and then jarred and justin watched triple h and ric flair wrestle... i dozed off from lack of sleep but woke up to see the end of the match and then i went home and i slept.
so yeah what an awesome weekend, well i thought so anyways. oh and me and ashley were listening to limp bizkit's chocolate starfish album saturday morning while we were really drunk and decided to replace all the words 'fuck' with 'god', all the words 'shit' with 'jesus' and all the words 'ass' with 'mary' it was fucking funny man think about it. specially the song 'Hotdog' cause he says god 46 times in that godded up rhyme lol. SHUTUP!! and we dragged this bomb ass ford last night with these hick looking redneck women in it and we smashed them and then we lined them up again at the next set of lights and their car was smoking ROFL!! fucking hillbillys with their woman beards!!
anyways love is for this past week and love is for me. i wanna stick random lyrics from the F.U.C.K. song into this post but i wont cause im shlack and its a big enough post now anyways.
SOD OFF U LITTLE FRUIT EATING PANDA!!