Balls out my life is a slut
Ok 30 minutes after my bitter last post i went out to ashleys and got myself a reasonable wasting so here is a summary of what a good friday night should entail lol:
A bottle of wine
A blueberry cruiser
1/4 of a bottle of bundy rum
a raw egg (freaky deaky dutch person style)
a bbq meatlovers pizza
an extra piece of bbq meatlovers pizza
a packet of cigarettes
i cant remember what else i consumed now actually damn but yeah i decided to daybreak it for no good reason whatsoever. i did some more drunk commenting after i got movie times off the net at 5:30 in the morning. After fiddling with the fucking computer for ages trying to get the internet to work. I pulled the computer right out and pulled cables out did all this shit and then i figured out that with the old dial up u had to click the special icon and ask it to connect rofl i was so embarrassed luckily everyone was asleep. so yeah i had a good night at ashleys oh and i should tell u all what a raw egg freaky deaky dutch person style is hey? ok well after u've had enough to drink to consider doing stupid shit u get urself a raw egg and u bite the top off and drink the contents. it was fun but we ran out of eggs after one because i had eaten the rest earlier in the week since i am always there lol. so about 6 oclock i decided it was time for bed but i decided it would be easier to sleep at home since i had to wake up early to go out with the twins so i drove home and the streets were empty so i had a bit of a wander around past ppls houses just because and then i went home. i washed dads car when i got home just so i didnt have to be bothered sunday. then i had some bacon. then i went to bed for about 4 hours. then i went shopping with justin. then i went to the movies to see 40 year old virgin. STOP SMILING U JERK!! im sorry that was a quote. and then i ate a packet of popcorn chicken that had been sitting in the car for 2-3 hours. that was good for an already unhappy stomach. then i bought grog. then i went home. then later i went to Elishas and waited for her to get ready. then we went to the twins mothers house and i drank and we sat around and yarned til our little heads exploded :S ok i made that bit up but what if? so yeah elisha went home and then daniel fell off a fence and onto a wheelie bin that fell out from under him it was one of the funniest things in history. and then i ran inside dying of laughter and then justin locked daniel out. then i slowly started to fall asleep in front of the tv so we went to bed. then today i slept in. then we went to mcadees. then i went home. then i slept. and then and then and then
A bottle of wine
A blueberry cruiser
1/4 of a bottle of bundy rum
a raw egg (freaky deaky dutch person style)
a bbq meatlovers pizza
an extra piece of bbq meatlovers pizza
a packet of cigarettes
i cant remember what else i consumed now actually damn but yeah i decided to daybreak it for no good reason whatsoever. i did some more drunk commenting after i got movie times off the net at 5:30 in the morning. After fiddling with the fucking computer for ages trying to get the internet to work. I pulled the computer right out and pulled cables out did all this shit and then i figured out that with the old dial up u had to click the special icon and ask it to connect rofl i was so embarrassed luckily everyone was asleep. so yeah i had a good night at ashleys oh and i should tell u all what a raw egg freaky deaky dutch person style is hey? ok well after u've had enough to drink to consider doing stupid shit u get urself a raw egg and u bite the top off and drink the contents. it was fun but we ran out of eggs after one because i had eaten the rest earlier in the week since i am always there lol. so about 6 oclock i decided it was time for bed but i decided it would be easier to sleep at home since i had to wake up early to go out with the twins so i drove home and the streets were empty so i had a bit of a wander around past ppls houses just because and then i went home. i washed dads car when i got home just so i didnt have to be bothered sunday. then i had some bacon. then i went to bed for about 4 hours. then i went shopping with justin. then i went to the movies to see 40 year old virgin. STOP SMILING U JERK!! im sorry that was a quote. and then i ate a packet of popcorn chicken that had been sitting in the car for 2-3 hours. that was good for an already unhappy stomach. then i bought grog. then i went home. then later i went to Elishas and waited for her to get ready. then we went to the twins mothers house and i drank and we sat around and yarned til our little heads exploded :S ok i made that bit up but what if? so yeah elisha went home and then daniel fell off a fence and onto a wheelie bin that fell out from under him it was one of the funniest things in history. and then i ran inside dying of laughter and then justin locked daniel out. then i slowly started to fall asleep in front of the tv so we went to bed. then today i slept in. then we went to mcadees. then i went home. then i slept. and then and then and then