mulletfest 2004

Jul 04, 2004 16:49


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ensenchiridion July 27 2004, 22:32:03 UTC
because my breadery specializes in poo-knuckle? if i were a prosti-tot i think i'd call myself pumpernickel. imagine how many slots i could play at casino niagara when i came of age? oh ho ho.

were i to leave in a hot air balloon this minute i'd be there faster than i could manage the time and memory to call you back. this memory is a slow mutherfucker. it's all that aluminum and my lack of such-and-such. i'm sure it's all very important. i'm just pleased as punch to be able to save on books in the nursing home, provided, of course, i have enough children to be able to afford to put me there - should be cheap when all the boomers die. am i talkin'? i could read the same chapter three times in one day and cry every time. imma be rich from reading the same book all that time - save hundredsa nickles over it. go back and play some slots. foccccccccccccccccck.

miss you also. muchos. i wish the fire infested pool at the parliment building was big enough for swimming. i wish those kids were still in touch for portraits. i wish i had the money to eat at that diner again. imma seduce those record store boys. imma eat cake! imma go on a date with an amazing girl. go leafs go, you fockers. arrrrr.

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