Welcome to the Dirty Dirty.
It is time,to finally unleash my memories onto the world.
EURO TRIP,2006,MOTHERFUCKERS.
the day started at abouuuut 5am.yeah.we had to wait foreeeever to get on the plane.
YEAH,FIRST PICTURE,WHOOOOO.
so by this time,we already knew we were gonna shun ourselves from everyone else.as you can see,we have no maken friends immediately.
really only banana,amanda and cutie's cutie only matter.
ANYWAYS.euro zone.
lucky we got to sit together.we would be alot less lucky for the next 7 HOUR PLANE RIDE.OF DEATH.ALONE.yes.
montreal perhaps?
yes.
yay!french!yay!not on the plane anymore!!!!!!
the cars were always parked madly close to each other.clearly when i move there,im gonna moeped it everywhere.with a baguette in arm.
the buildings were pretty neat.
sigh...everything in french.HONHON.
now the next picture might shock you a little...but don't be alarmed...it is real...
MOFUCKING ROOBINNN!!!!!
now we were totally not expecting this.we hadn't slept in like 2 days,we were delirious.but also attacked her.sorry about that cutie.i've never been that excited twice in one day in my life.nope.doesn't she look french?i wish i could have taken better pictures but no sleep makes you a little shakey.
oh how i miss her laugh.and cackle.
she obviously had to try on my glasses.
PRESENT TIME!!smiles all around.
our crew,reunited at last.
we had to walk up that beast.many a time.our group was huge,42 people including teachs.it was kinda sick.if you look forward.the backpack with something on it,ahead of that is the famous Banana.you may notice his locks.yep.also dead center is cutie's cutie.red mane .....mane-ing.beside him is one of the emily's.she was really cutie.
frankly,im surprised i made it up without falling over.you should have felt my backpack.disgusting.
i ruv the cobblestone.get a shirt.
the seperation,begins.
WHY DID I EVER LEAVE YOU!!!
i'm not even sure anymore.
glorious,no?
this is Montmartre(?) the first place we visited.also were we were staying.
we got an hour of free time,and we dined about.
then we went into our first church of many, The Coeur Sacre.
ali has a slightly mad face about her.ohno.
now if you can manage to look past our really white teeth and my 20 chins,you will notice a rather dashing man behind us.that,is Bob.we had the BIGEST crush on him and all his knowledge.oh lawd.
so,so,so FRENCH.sing it Jermain.
it was bumping,mang.
random shirts they had.some of the are sooo dirty.hehe.
i think blondie in the corner thinks i was sniping her.she wishes.ALO COEUR SACRE.
the woman with her mouth open is Mrs McFarland who organized the whole thing.girl in the corner,right here.amanda,one of our many friends.i can see the tip of Eli's sweet little mug,our tour guide.
OH YEAH.and the giant church behind all them too.
quasi ain't got shit on the Coeur.
yep.
hehe....pignus....
just a tad to the right of this monster,is the Tour Eifel.cute,non?
DAMN YOU MOLE RAT EMILY.OPEN YOUR EYES YOU SQUINT MASTER!!
suuuuure now i open the monsters.....nuts.
the little cafe we had to pay to sit outside in....but worth it.
i like how when i just scroll down,im like man.this picture is really cool.hahahhhahahh then there is jorrie,MOWING down her sandwhich.hahahahhaa.
theeeere we go.
this one speaks for itself.
street preformers like this one were everywhere.HELLA COOL,MANG.
SHIT MOTHAFUCKKKAAAAAH.
gargoly'd.
sadly,at this point,we had to loose Robin AGAIN.like,what the nut?it was very tragic.the only good thing was that we got to meet her parents.THEY ARE SO CUTE AND SMALL AND FRENCH.bring one back?k.
our first view of the massive french beast.up yours,CN tower.hehehehe.
he's totally not impressed.
AGAIN,WITH THE EYES CLOSED.DAMN MOLE!!!
oh lord.the cursed Bateau ...somethingdon'tknowhowtospellit.in jist of it,it was a boat tour that i managed to stay awake for for abouuuut 40 minutes?then fell asleep.along with the rest of the kids on it.
oooh look!its banana again.CHECK IT OUT.
double asian?
question....are my eyes EVER OPEN???
my eyeclosingforpictures is aparently contagious.sorry jor.
oh theeere we go.
CURSE YOU!!!
i would tell you what theses things were if i knew myself.i was just taking as many pictures as i could before i fell asleep.
now the insane teachers were trying to get us to get up on the Eifel Tower.we said OH NO HELL NO.it would have ruined it seeing as we were all zombies.
we metro'd back to the hotel.the metros in france....well the only way to describe them is A GIANT HUMAN BATHROOM.yes.
neat!!
new day.what you are seeing is the Arc de Triomphe.before we saw that we had the chance to do some really amazing shoping in the Champ D'Elysees.it was brilliant.
hella sweet.
you don't understand how much i would kill to be a golden statue.nope nope nope.
well hey there cutie!!
oh eagasian.
immmaaaa looooser baby,sooo whyyy dont you KILL ME??
welcome to Napoleans.....castle?sure.
almost open emily!!you almost had it!
PRECIOUS BOB!!!!!
this is the cathedral.all the flags above are a bunch of places that Napolean concured.that gold room behind all this is his personal chapel.BIATCH.
haha stuuupid jesus.
hellla big organ,yo.HAHAHAHAHH big organ.hahahahha oh lowd.
AWWWWWWWWWWWH.how cute are we?
yeah thats me.WEARING SHOES.yep.for thoses of you who don't know,i only ever where sandels,so this is a big step.hehe big step.
hello fountain of GOOOOOOOOLD.
no joke,like everything we saw was being reconstructed.tad anoying.
hell naaaw bitch,you shall not pass.
sup giant green pole.
yo Notredame,how goes it.still giant and old?filled with hunchbacks and sexy streetgirls?yep.alright.nice talking with you.
you see all the men lined up in a row?they all lost their heads during the revolution,and some random guy found them and burried them in his garden.what a kook.they found them later and put them back on,OH BOB HOW I MISS YOU.
i wish my window looked like that...or just wasent broken.
night comes around,and we decide to face the beast Eifel.and by we,i mean i would have been glad just staying in the hotel.i was terrrrified going up.
its like looking up its skirt....hehe..
i made it to the second level.yeah,thats people playing soccer.IT WAS SO COLD,DO THEY HAVE NO FEELING??
finally,after waiting about an hour to get to the top.we are up.you may wonder,why the fuck am i wearing sunglasses?im not even gonna dignify that with an answer.
WHY IS SHE SO CUTE????
sooo it looks pretty sweet right?right.well we were in the gift shop and it was taking soooooooo long.me and jor decided eff that.we will walk down,it won't take to loon.MOST STAIRS EVER.we left from the second level.after what seemed like a miiiiiilion stairs we made it down,thank the lowd.
now after this,im missing a huuuuge chunk of pictures.i had my camera situation all planned out but of course it didn't work.oh well.after paris we went to Avingon,then to Barcellona.my final pictures are of our last day,in this little recreation town called Espanga,
welcome to the Goudi? castle.really cool.all made out of mosaic and shit.but the longest hill to walk up to get to it.
so thats my trip.it was fabulous,and i never wanted to leave.if you ever ever EVER get the chance to go there,don't even think about it and doooo it.
love peace and french barrets