ConeHeads!
Coneheads is such a great movie. I watch nowadays and you see all these things you never noticed when you watched when you were young. First of all the gum that Beldar chews is actually a condom. That was not really new cause I figured that out later. The thing I thought was funny is the the wife reads the bible in the beginning of the movie. She just flipping through it and laughing at it. I mean that movie was just so odd. But even good movies like this have there own mistakes.
R.I.P Chris Farley
Fucking! HAHA I love how they call fucking, coneing...Then she is like the first time I coned it all went so fast. PREMATUE EJACUCONEING! haha oh well Im done with coneheads.
So I stayed up till 4:00 this morning talking to someone. You know I sometimes think to myself that I would not be able to talk to someone that long, but you know it would be wrong to assume that. The point being that I have not had a chance to disprove my talking abilities. I think that I am a very boring person. Man I wish I had stuff to do. I mean I really love the coneheads, but I am doing nothing but sitting here. I am being a slob and watching movies. Everyday I become more of a nerd cause I can say I have watched one more movie that most people have not.
I have to go out and get a shit load of wood for the weekend. I must do this in a few minutes after I finish this entry. You know I wrote a very long entry yesterday, but like most things it fucked up. But! the great thing about being me is when things fuck up I laugh about it. In to many of the entries are they all low and depressing. The funny thing is if you read one of them and compare it to one a week earlier...IT SAYS THE SAME FUCKING THING! I mean dammit people you need to change up your pity party invitations. You know its been a long time since I have read a suicidal entry.
On the other end of the spectrum it is really annoying to read something that is too happy and lovey dovey. Here is how it is broken down. No one is that depressed or that happy, so there is no one who wants to read that. So compensate by making a jokingly depressive entry. Or an evil entry when you are in a good mood. Make fun of people like I used to do. Just wait till your in the mood and talk about a stereotype.....
Speaking of stereotypes...my phone conversation got me thinking of anorexic monkeys. Yep you guessed it...THE OLSON TWINS! I used to always think they were really annoying when they were little. With age absolutely nothing has changed. They will keep making these fucking stupid movies about girls and their fucking stupid misadventures. Until...OH NO THEY DON'T MAKE MONEY ANYMORE! So they get into porno with some movie like "Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun", Which by the way can be seen on your local WILD DISCOVERY CHANNEL! AND on top of all that when they come out and say oh yeah Mary-Kate is anerexic! hmm REALLY I DID NOT KNOW THAT! I MEAN I KNOW SHE RESEMBLE THE NARRATOR FROM TALES OF THE CRYPT BUT SHIT...ANOREXIC? WHY GOD? The great thing is when they think anyone gives a rats ass.
FAKE WORLD: Did you hear about Mary-kate? OMG yes its so bad! I wish I could help!
REAL WORLD: Did you hear about Mary-kate? Shes anerexic!...uh Why the hell would I give a fuck...I dunno...hmm I would still fuck her...yeah dude!
I am done with them. Calling them great twin actors is like telling you Lindsey Lohan and Hilary Duff have the brain capacity to make it in hollywood. The go to these big restaurants with their boyfriends and kiss rape the fuck out of them. The rest of the media and acting world look at them in confusion. What the fuck are you doing. Just cause you are in hollywood does not mean you do shit like that.
The WORLD IS GONE! PEACE OUT! I FUCKING HATE INDESCRIBABLE!
R.I.P Chris Farley
Fucking! HAHA I love how they call fucking, coneing...Then she is like the first time I coned it all went so fast. PREMATUE EJACUCONEING! haha oh well Im done with coneheads.
So I stayed up till 4:00 this morning talking to someone. You know I sometimes think to myself that I would not be able to talk to someone that long, but you know it would be wrong to assume that. The point being that I have not had a chance to disprove my talking abilities. I think that I am a very boring person. Man I wish I had stuff to do. I mean I really love the coneheads, but I am doing nothing but sitting here. I am being a slob and watching movies. Everyday I become more of a nerd cause I can say I have watched one more movie that most people have not.
I have to go out and get a shit load of wood for the weekend. I must do this in a few minutes after I finish this entry. You know I wrote a very long entry yesterday, but like most things it fucked up. But! the great thing about being me is when things fuck up I laugh about it. In to many of the entries are they all low and depressing. The funny thing is if you read one of them and compare it to one a week earlier...IT SAYS THE SAME FUCKING THING! I mean dammit people you need to change up your pity party invitations. You know its been a long time since I have read a suicidal entry.
On the other end of the spectrum it is really annoying to read something that is too happy and lovey dovey. Here is how it is broken down. No one is that depressed or that happy, so there is no one who wants to read that. So compensate by making a jokingly depressive entry. Or an evil entry when you are in a good mood. Make fun of people like I used to do. Just wait till your in the mood and talk about a stereotype.....
Speaking of stereotypes...my phone conversation got me thinking of anorexic monkeys. Yep you guessed it...THE OLSON TWINS! I used to always think they were really annoying when they were little. With age absolutely nothing has changed. They will keep making these fucking stupid movies about girls and their fucking stupid misadventures. Until...OH NO THEY DON'T MAKE MONEY ANYMORE! So they get into porno with some movie like "Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun", Which by the way can be seen on your local WILD DISCOVERY CHANNEL! AND on top of all that when they come out and say oh yeah Mary-Kate is anerexic! hmm REALLY I DID NOT KNOW THAT! I MEAN I KNOW SHE RESEMBLE THE NARRATOR FROM TALES OF THE CRYPT BUT SHIT...ANOREXIC? WHY GOD? The great thing is when they think anyone gives a rats ass.
FAKE WORLD: Did you hear about Mary-kate? OMG yes its so bad! I wish I could help!
REAL WORLD: Did you hear about Mary-kate? Shes anerexic!...uh Why the hell would I give a fuck...I dunno...hmm I would still fuck her...yeah dude!
I am done with them. Calling them great twin actors is like telling you Lindsey Lohan and Hilary Duff have the brain capacity to make it in hollywood. The go to these big restaurants with their boyfriends and kiss rape the fuck out of them. The rest of the media and acting world look at them in confusion. What the fuck are you doing. Just cause you are in hollywood does not mean you do shit like that.
The WORLD IS GONE! PEACE OUT! I FUCKING HATE INDESCRIBABLE!