HI FOLKS
HI. HOW R U. WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF I WROTE A POST IN ALL CAPS JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT. I BET EVERYBODY'S EYES ARE AUTOMATICALLY DRAWN TO IT, THINKING "OH SHIT SHE MUST BE REALLY ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS!" HAH! BUT I'M NOT. I'M NOT ANGRY AT ALL I TELL YOU.
Enough of that. Moving on, this list needs some suggestions:
1. it's rated NC-17.
2. it attempts to get in at least three jokes per fic/chapter.
3. it compromises the dignity of your favorite character.
4. it ends in a punchline.
5. it has a rather raunchy orgasm scene.
6. it has two characters head over heels in love, depsite their age and immaturity.
7. it has a somewhat odd idea of what "love" is.
8. it has a pairing that the Random Crack Pairing Generator *wished* it had come up with.
9. it attempts to incorporate japanese culture, but usually ends up feeling distinctly western somehow.
10. it's too bloody long for a sex scene. T__T
what else people? come on, you must have something that you always associate with my fics besides the porn.
OK THEN. Poll time baby.
Poll zomg poll
Enough of that. Moving on, this list needs some suggestions:
1. it's rated NC-17.
2. it attempts to get in at least three jokes per fic/chapter.
3. it compromises the dignity of your favorite character.
4. it ends in a punchline.
5. it has a rather raunchy orgasm scene.
6. it has two characters head over heels in love, depsite their age and immaturity.
7. it has a somewhat odd idea of what "love" is.
8. it has a pairing that the Random Crack Pairing Generator *wished* it had come up with.
9. it attempts to incorporate japanese culture, but usually ends up feeling distinctly western somehow.
10. it's too bloody long for a sex scene. T__T
what else people? come on, you must have something that you always associate with my fics besides the porn.
OK THEN. Poll time baby.
Poll zomg poll