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[sublimekoala]

HOLY HOT BOY WHO JUST STARTED WORKING AT ONE OF MY FAVORITE BARS. HOT LIKE WHOA. HOT LIKE I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS LAST NIGHT WHEN WE TALKED TO ME. HOT LIKE I ALMOST DIED WHEN HE ASKED ME FOR MY PHONE NUMBER.

HOLY HOT BATMAN.
FUCKIN EH MAN, THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THIS BOY.

ok. sorry.