Just Gotta Love Dems ol Telemarketers
*Ringringring*
"Hello, Mr. Beard, I'm calling blah blah blah, Special Olympics, Blah blah blah."
"Okay, well here's the deal. I just answered the phone so I could be an asshole to a telemarketer, but you're actually calling for something nice, so I should probably just let you go."
"Well(laughing), I appreciate your honesty and thank you for your time on behalf of the New Hampshire Special Olympics."
"Hello, Mr. Beard, I'm calling blah blah blah, Special Olympics, Blah blah blah."
"Okay, well here's the deal. I just answered the phone so I could be an asshole to a telemarketer, but you're actually calling for something nice, so I should probably just let you go."
"Well(laughing), I appreciate your honesty and thank you for your time on behalf of the New Hampshire Special Olympics."