Dream You Little Dreamers
I've had better times. Doing other things in other places and yet I still feel trapped in this camouflage world. Barred from the most independent of escapes. My dreams. Oh yes fam my dreams. I have consistently dreamt about work the entire time I've been here (20 days). Its fucking ridiculous! Please comment if you share my pain. Because I'm starting to feel like the only person stuck in this work-driven psychosis.
Last night I had a dream that I parked a 5 Ton truck. Thats all! Just parking a truck. 5 excruciating hours of me and 4 others trying to get a vehicle in the right spot! Do you remember those old 1930 short films where a bunch of guys would be involved in some kind of sped up hi jinx? There would be pies and a bunch of chase scenes and shit like that right? Well just imagine those but at regular speed. Not so funny anymore huh?! I'd rather have repeated dreams of the time I was kicked in the nuts for inadvertently jabbing a Thai bartender (Named Boo) in the crouch**. At least I'd have a cute girl right before the climax. I'd be satisfied with a simple falling dream. Or even the classic "Reading In Front Of The Class But NAKED" dream. Not one of my favs , but I'd take it in a heartbeat.
I became worried like always and went to the place where I solve all my problems...Google. I found this:
http://content.monster.com/articles/3495/17944/1/home.aspx
I don't fit any of the criteria that explains what I dream about or why I dream it. I guess like 60% of Men who dream about work dream about these things:
Arguing with the boss - I do my share but not enough to dream about it
Being late for an important meeting - I'm always late
Lusting after a colleague - Have you seen some of these Army Girls??
Having to make an unexpected presentation - Your constantly put on the spot
Going to work naked - That would be great!!
Losing all their files in a fatal computer crash - Been there done that.
Getting fired - Ha! I only wish
Killing the boss - Even though it would be a dream I'd still get arrested...
For the most part all these examples exhibit fears or taboos having to do with work. I just have dreams that I'm here...working like a regular fucking day. My mind can't even make lemonade out of the lemons my everyday life gives. So my dreams are whack.
In conclusion life sucks and blah blah blah wish I was home blah blah blah, and all that shit. Be safe fam and wish me exciting and dirty dreams. Peace
** Note
Ok I lied I did it on purpose but I had my reason. She was ball tapping me the whole night and simple titty twisters and ass slaps weren't evening out the playing field. So I threw her on my shoulder and took the next step and then she took the next step right into my sack.
Boy do I envy this little son of a bitch
Last night I had a dream that I parked a 5 Ton truck. Thats all! Just parking a truck. 5 excruciating hours of me and 4 others trying to get a vehicle in the right spot! Do you remember those old 1930 short films where a bunch of guys would be involved in some kind of sped up hi jinx? There would be pies and a bunch of chase scenes and shit like that right? Well just imagine those but at regular speed. Not so funny anymore huh?! I'd rather have repeated dreams of the time I was kicked in the nuts for inadvertently jabbing a Thai bartender (Named Boo) in the crouch**. At least I'd have a cute girl right before the climax. I'd be satisfied with a simple falling dream. Or even the classic "Reading In Front Of The Class But NAKED" dream. Not one of my favs , but I'd take it in a heartbeat.
I became worried like always and went to the place where I solve all my problems...Google. I found this:
http://content.monster.com/articles/3495/17944/1/home.aspx
I don't fit any of the criteria that explains what I dream about or why I dream it. I guess like 60% of Men who dream about work dream about these things:
Arguing with the boss - I do my share but not enough to dream about it
Being late for an important meeting - I'm always late
Lusting after a colleague - Have you seen some of these Army Girls??
Having to make an unexpected presentation - Your constantly put on the spot
Going to work naked - That would be great!!
Losing all their files in a fatal computer crash - Been there done that.
Getting fired - Ha! I only wish
Killing the boss - Even though it would be a dream I'd still get arrested...
For the most part all these examples exhibit fears or taboos having to do with work. I just have dreams that I'm here...working like a regular fucking day. My mind can't even make lemonade out of the lemons my everyday life gives. So my dreams are whack.
In conclusion life sucks and blah blah blah wish I was home blah blah blah, and all that shit. Be safe fam and wish me exciting and dirty dreams. Peace
** Note
Ok I lied I did it on purpose but I had my reason. She was ball tapping me the whole night and simple titty twisters and ass slaps weren't evening out the playing field. So I threw her on my shoulder and took the next step and then she took the next step right into my sack.
Boy do I envy this little son of a bitch