Ballet Pole Dancing?
Today is quite a groggy day. I feel like someone has me in a headlock. I shouldn't have to explain what a freakin headlock is. Everyone has been in one, and no one likes it. It's crappy, but I move on. Why? Cause I'm in the Army and I have to. I just can't wait till I can take sick days and spend all my time watching cartoons and soap operas. I don't even like soap operas but I'd watch em if it meant I didn't have to work. Sons of bitches. On a happier note I will be buying a suit today. Yup my first one. I decided to finally give in cause my friends and I are going to see the Nutcracker on Saturday in Frankfurt.
::Pause for jealous moans from the crowd::
I gotta look all nice and spiffy. I'm a sex machine ladies get used to it. I'll spend alot of money, but I think it'll be worth it. I've never been to a ballet. I love ballerina's for the same reason I love strippers. Because they can mold themselves to the music so well that their bodies BECOME the music. Of course I love the nakidness too, but when strippers do it right it's a whole different ballgame. And people think its almost blasphomous when I mention the two as similar components. Their not so different if you really think about it. So I plan on enjoying my time on Saturday :-)
Other than that I just wanna tell you guys that I will be starting a series of journals describing some of the nightmares I have had since I've been back from Iraq. Im not in anyway trying to make anyone sad or make anyone feel sorry for me. I just need an outlet. And what better one to use. So have a good weekend peoples I plan on taking lots of pics to add to the other 500 pics you haven't seen (sorry!). Be safe fam. Peace
::Pause for jealous moans from the crowd::
I gotta look all nice and spiffy. I'm a sex machine ladies get used to it. I'll spend alot of money, but I think it'll be worth it. I've never been to a ballet. I love ballerina's for the same reason I love strippers. Because they can mold themselves to the music so well that their bodies BECOME the music. Of course I love the nakidness too, but when strippers do it right it's a whole different ballgame. And people think its almost blasphomous when I mention the two as similar components. Their not so different if you really think about it. So I plan on enjoying my time on Saturday :-)
Other than that I just wanna tell you guys that I will be starting a series of journals describing some of the nightmares I have had since I've been back from Iraq. Im not in anyway trying to make anyone sad or make anyone feel sorry for me. I just need an outlet. And what better one to use. So have a good weekend peoples I plan on taking lots of pics to add to the other 500 pics you haven't seen (sorry!). Be safe fam. Peace