Survey version .01
streaked: Too Much
punched someone: Well...yes....i punch people in the back of the head and smack them in the face....but when shit hits the fan i'll knock them out like food stamps
ate a whole big pizza by yourself: Lets evaluate that question. What size pizza? toppings? thick crust? well i ate a whole 8 inch pizza, ate a whole 10 inch pizza and split a 12 inch....
cried about something stupid: Don't get me started
had a sleepover with the opposite sex: A sleep over when i was playing GTA:Vice city all night drunk on JD and Absolut Orange
sworn in front of your grandparents: Mother Fuckers don't know what the fuck i'm saying in the first place
ran over a squirrel/rabbit/deer: fucking squirrel got in the way...is it my fault i moved in the other lane blatantly avoiding it and at the last moment decides to see what rubber tastes like?
kissed with your eyes open: of course....its so much better...you can laugh at their face later on
played make-believe with your little cousins: no they just fuck with me hardcore
ice skated on a pond: i'm not stupid
eaten something exotic: sting ray.....for 30 bucks don't try it
bought something, worn it w/ the tag on, then returned it: Nope...i'm not a cheapskate
liked someone but never told them: its called Junior High....
tried to unwrap a starburst in your mouth: in and out of my mouth...both sucsessful
ate a whole gallon of ice cream by yourself: i'm not retarded
been in a parade: our baseball team was first place so we threw tootsie rolls at the crowd....i remember i hit people on the head....completly unintentional....i was 6
been on tv: newspaper but i'm too ugly for TV
checked your horoscope: The horoscopes just somehow end up on my lap...i don't put it there
kissed your pet: My pup Marge loves getting hugs...she'll hop up on my hips and hug me...shes a sweetheart....how do you not kiss her? but not the lips...shes all romantic to herself and such
taken money from your parents: when offered
been in a car crash: With a rental car....trama
broke/lost something very valuable: things valueable to me eventually get stolen
lost your shoe while playing a sport: more like took it off and threw it at the opposing team
made out w/ someone in someplace other than the car or house: nope....never had such luck
had a crush on someone at least 10 yrs older than you: when i was 3 years old my mother tells me that i said this kid's mother was hot...she laughs about it to this day
been apple-picking: nope
sang karaoke: The Addam's Family...go figure
been on vacation for more than a month: i haven't been on vacation for more then a week man
gave someone an eskimo kiss (you know...a little peck on the nose): Casey Lanken's mom....Casey was my best friend for the longest time and i remember, his mother's name was Diane....she was as sweet as they come...i remember she wrote my name on the TMNT bus that had the pizza gun on the side...she wrote my name on the passenger side and Casey on the driver's side and right after she said "give me a eskimo kiss" and i didn't know what that was so she rubbed my nose with hers.....my childhood always melts me down....
WHAT DO YOU LIKE BETTER
water or pop: Water....
tv or a movie: Movie....TV is called the boob tube for a reason
white bread or wheat: Bagel
turkey or ham: Ham is unkosher
steak or fish: Surf and Turf...best of both worlds
navy blue or light blue: Moody Blue(s)
day or night: i define night owl
pc or laptop: i love laptops.....i'm using one right now....you wouldn't know the difference...HA!
newspaper or magazine: its rolling stong magazine for a reason....newspapers are for old people.
20 min in hot tub or 20 min massage: Massage...never had one...and i can go in a hot tub whenever i want.
swiss or cheddar: both are good seperate...both are good cubed....both are good in omletts....but swiss originates in swiss and chedder sounds more american...and considering the fact that the swiss are badasses and american's are dumbasses i say swiss
tomato soup or chicken noodle: Tomato soup....only because chiopieno is a tomato base badass soup
italian or chinese food: chinese just becuase i barely ever have it
west or east coast: difficult...east coast is NOW NOW NOW...west coast makes you slow down and take in the wonderful world.....it evens out really....so as the song goes "Life in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in northern California once, but leav e before it makes you soft."
drive or fly: drive...but for long distances.....fly....
phone or IM: this question should be striken from the record
strawberry or raspberry: both please...which ever comes first
6th grade or 8th grade: 6th grade hell.....8th grade bigger hell
junior high or high school: get me back as far as i can go
Old Navy or A & F: Abercombie....i'm a sell out
Jamba or Surf City Squeeze: jamba because i get it free
Pancakes or waffles: waffles for the white man...all bout the short stack
Red or orange: Orange is sexy...and they taste good
Seinfeld or Friends: to all males who watch friends. "did your penises fall off and you grow a wussy?".....its all about seinfeld....
Adam Sandler or Mike Myers: sandler made CDS....they are comedy...
10 Things I hate about you or Breakfast Club: breakfast club is awesome
Peter Pan the movie or Hook the movie: i wish i could fly....*sigh*
Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter: LOTR....some badass shit all up in that one
Sky diving or bungee jumping: i just said this to jordi "personally i wouldnt do sky diving or bungee jumping....but the idea of falling for a few moments sounds so good to me"
water skiing or snow skiiing: water skiing is soo cool...so is wakeboarding.....i could do that for the rest of my life
Campbells or Progresso: home made
Lucky Charms or Cheerios: Banana
punched someone: Well...yes....i punch people in the back of the head and smack them in the face....but when shit hits the fan i'll knock them out like food stamps
ate a whole big pizza by yourself: Lets evaluate that question. What size pizza? toppings? thick crust? well i ate a whole 8 inch pizza, ate a whole 10 inch pizza and split a 12 inch....
cried about something stupid: Don't get me started
had a sleepover with the opposite sex: A sleep over when i was playing GTA:Vice city all night drunk on JD and Absolut Orange
sworn in front of your grandparents: Mother Fuckers don't know what the fuck i'm saying in the first place
ran over a squirrel/rabbit/deer: fucking squirrel got in the way...is it my fault i moved in the other lane blatantly avoiding it and at the last moment decides to see what rubber tastes like?
kissed with your eyes open: of course....its so much better...you can laugh at their face later on
played make-believe with your little cousins: no they just fuck with me hardcore
ice skated on a pond: i'm not stupid
eaten something exotic: sting ray.....for 30 bucks don't try it
bought something, worn it w/ the tag on, then returned it: Nope...i'm not a cheapskate
liked someone but never told them: its called Junior High....
tried to unwrap a starburst in your mouth: in and out of my mouth...both sucsessful
ate a whole gallon of ice cream by yourself: i'm not retarded
been in a parade: our baseball team was first place so we threw tootsie rolls at the crowd....i remember i hit people on the head....completly unintentional....i was 6
been on tv: newspaper but i'm too ugly for TV
checked your horoscope: The horoscopes just somehow end up on my lap...i don't put it there
kissed your pet: My pup Marge loves getting hugs...she'll hop up on my hips and hug me...shes a sweetheart....how do you not kiss her? but not the lips...shes all romantic to herself and such
taken money from your parents: when offered
been in a car crash: With a rental car....trama
broke/lost something very valuable: things valueable to me eventually get stolen
lost your shoe while playing a sport: more like took it off and threw it at the opposing team
made out w/ someone in someplace other than the car or house: nope....never had such luck
had a crush on someone at least 10 yrs older than you: when i was 3 years old my mother tells me that i said this kid's mother was hot...she laughs about it to this day
been apple-picking: nope
sang karaoke: The Addam's Family...go figure
been on vacation for more than a month: i haven't been on vacation for more then a week man
gave someone an eskimo kiss (you know...a little peck on the nose): Casey Lanken's mom....Casey was my best friend for the longest time and i remember, his mother's name was Diane....she was as sweet as they come...i remember she wrote my name on the TMNT bus that had the pizza gun on the side...she wrote my name on the passenger side and Casey on the driver's side and right after she said "give me a eskimo kiss" and i didn't know what that was so she rubbed my nose with hers.....my childhood always melts me down....
WHAT DO YOU LIKE BETTER
water or pop: Water....
tv or a movie: Movie....TV is called the boob tube for a reason
white bread or wheat: Bagel
turkey or ham: Ham is unkosher
steak or fish: Surf and Turf...best of both worlds
navy blue or light blue: Moody Blue(s)
day or night: i define night owl
pc or laptop: i love laptops.....i'm using one right now....you wouldn't know the difference...HA!
newspaper or magazine: its rolling stong magazine for a reason....newspapers are for old people.
20 min in hot tub or 20 min massage: Massage...never had one...and i can go in a hot tub whenever i want.
swiss or cheddar: both are good seperate...both are good cubed....both are good in omletts....but swiss originates in swiss and chedder sounds more american...and considering the fact that the swiss are badasses and american's are dumbasses i say swiss
tomato soup or chicken noodle: Tomato soup....only because chiopieno is a tomato base badass soup
italian or chinese food: chinese just becuase i barely ever have it
west or east coast: difficult...east coast is NOW NOW NOW...west coast makes you slow down and take in the wonderful world.....it evens out really....so as the song goes "Life in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in northern California once, but leav e before it makes you soft."
drive or fly: drive...but for long distances.....fly....
phone or IM: this question should be striken from the record
strawberry or raspberry: both please...which ever comes first
6th grade or 8th grade: 6th grade hell.....8th grade bigger hell
junior high or high school: get me back as far as i can go
Old Navy or A & F: Abercombie....i'm a sell out
Jamba or Surf City Squeeze: jamba because i get it free
Pancakes or waffles: waffles for the white man...all bout the short stack
Red or orange: Orange is sexy...and they taste good
Seinfeld or Friends: to all males who watch friends. "did your penises fall off and you grow a wussy?".....its all about seinfeld....
Adam Sandler or Mike Myers: sandler made CDS....they are comedy...
10 Things I hate about you or Breakfast Club: breakfast club is awesome
Peter Pan the movie or Hook the movie: i wish i could fly....*sigh*
Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter: LOTR....some badass shit all up in that one
Sky diving or bungee jumping: i just said this to jordi "personally i wouldnt do sky diving or bungee jumping....but the idea of falling for a few moments sounds so good to me"
water skiing or snow skiiing: water skiing is soo cool...so is wakeboarding.....i could do that for the rest of my life
Campbells or Progresso: home made
Lucky Charms or Cheerios: Banana