one- habits dying hard

[subject_e0057]

If anyone is interested, I've managed to find a pack of cigarettes- 20 total. It's packaged and unharmed by the fire.

Feel free to begin bidding for it- I accept money, items, and services.

[And his name is signed here, just so people know just who it is. ♥]

Comments

[pretecorrotto]

I have a house full of animals, cats and dogs. Want any?

busted

[crowsloveapples]

Moon!

bein' a dick

[pretecorrotto]

I didn't say what for, don't go crying about it.

asshole

[crowsloveapples]

I'm not crying!

yup

[pretecorrotto]

Good, then we don't have a problem.

He's just gonna pout till you give in

[crowsloveapples]

You can't sell them.

You win... this time. :|

[pretecorrotto]

You don't have to throw a fit. It's too much trouble to try and appease this bastard. I'll find cigarettes somewhere else.

[subject_e0057]

I have enough goddamn animals already, and a fucking bear.

[pretecorrotto]

Hn, it was worth a shot to get rid of the bastards.

Define 'items and services.'

[subject_e0057]

Maybe if I get hungry enough, I'll hit you up for it.

Depends on what you have and what you can do.

[pretecorrotto]

I work - worked? fuck if I know anymore - making journals, so I don't think it's a hot item.

[subject_e0057]

Any abilities or talents? Connections? I potentially have the entire nicotine-addicted population of the sphere as a customer, what makes you special? Don't hold back, now.

such eloquence~

[pretecorrotto]

...

Yes.

he's a classy fuck

[subject_e0057]

Tell tell, I'm at the edge of my seat~

[pretecorrotto]

I can handle a gun. Some kind of weird spiritual ability shit, too. Am I done with the Q and A session?

[subject_e0057]

You've still yet to offer me anything but animals- this is for your own benefit, if you still fucking want any.