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[subcdrkissbot]

It has been over a solar cycle since I last heard from the Royalty.

I must hurry, before harm falls to him.

If only this soldier and drone I picked up for the Queen's use would be any help in locating where he is being held.

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Comments

[sellyourmother]

...I'm sure that's a stunning representation of you beloved queen, friend. Absolutely stunning.

What was your name again?

/SQUINT

[subcdrkissbot]

Inferno, drone.

Do you side with or against the colony?

[sellyourmother]

Pleasure to meet you, Inferno~

With the colony, though I'm really just a peddler who travels around selling goods. So I don't really have a side.

[subcdrkissbot]

Either you are fully with the colony, or you are against her!

[sellyourmother]

Hrm..well then I suppose that makes me against her if you want to look at it that way.

Never heard of a gray area have you, friend?

/HARD SQUINT

[subcdrkissbot]

The Queen has been taken! This is no time for gray areas.
If you are against her, ...you must be a Maximal!

[sellyourmother]

....A what?

[subcdrkissbot]

MAXIMAL, Maximal!
The Royalty states that those who are not with the colony are Maximal traitors, and must burn

[sellyourmother]

.........Rrrriiigghhtt.

Well, friend, I'm a Decepticon and I have no idea what a Maximal is so I'm going to say that I'm not one of those.

[subcdrkissbot]

...! so you are with the colony?

Why did you not say so, drone?
Have you seen the Queen?

(What in the pit is wrong with this bot?)

[sellyourmother]

Queen? The one you made the hologram of?

Nah, can't say that I have. Want me to let you know if I do?

[subcdrkissbot]

Yes! You are to report to me at once if you locate the Royalty, drone!

[sellyourmother]

Sure thing, friend~ Sure thing.