[OOC]These things should come standard sometimes
[OOC]: A handy guide for handling batshit fireants.
• So you've found yourself face to face with Inferno, BeastWars!Megatron's most loyal drone. How do you get out of this situation without ending up on fire for blasphemy?
Don't worry, it's easy.
Inferno is rather single-minded when it comes to Megatron. Royalty commands? It is law.
As long as you're able to lie your way out of a paperbag and convince him that the Royalty is your friend (savior, lord, and master), you should be fine.
Just whatever you do, do not insult the Queen directly
• Be wary if you hold a position close to Megatron's side.
Inferno gets jealous of those closer to the royalty than himself. And no, not in a romantic way. He's the best soldier, you see. Clearly he's not doing his job right if someone else holds a higher rank and honor to the Queen.
You'll probably find yourself under constant scrutiny for that one moment you mess up. Here's looking at you, Starscream. It's perfectly harmless, however. His fireguns only seem to work on Earth's foliage and organics.
I mean, maybe if you stand there long enough and just take it, things could get dangerous. But really, who's going to stand still and let some insane thinks-he's-an-ant blow fire on you for longer than 5 minutes? Nobody. That's who.
Enjoy your free tan.
• Megatrons, be afraid. Be very afraid.
You're about to gain yourself a Botcon-level fanboy. Because you hold the Given Name of the Royalty, you clearly must be relatives of the Royalty. And while you do classify as a rival Queen for the colony; the possibilty that you may be a direct blood relative of his own Queen is too high of a risk to take. Can't go around burning great uncles and not expect to the Royalty to get pissed, right?
• Inferno is, based on Beast Wars sizing standards, probably no higher than 6 to 8 ft tall (183cm - 244cm for you non americans)
This is just a rough guess, of course, but given his height to the protoformed humans and his height compared to the G1 robots shown in-series... he's not very big.
• He takes orders like humans intake oxygen
If he's getting annoying, seriously, just tell him to bugger off. As long as you hold a high rank in his mind, he'll follow the orders and leave you alone. Anyone mentally classified as lower will just get a snappy retort back somewhere along the lines of I ONLY TAKE ORDERS FROM THE QUEEN, DRONE.
(but I, personally, can get annoying. Just tell me to shut up and I'll stop)
Any questions?
I'll be happy to try to clear up anything else anyone might want to know about
• So you've found yourself face to face with Inferno, BeastWars!Megatron's most loyal drone. How do you get out of this situation without ending up on fire for blasphemy?
Don't worry, it's easy.
Inferno is rather single-minded when it comes to Megatron. Royalty commands? It is law.
As long as you're able to lie your way out of a paperbag and convince him that the Royalty is your friend (savior, lord, and master), you should be fine.
Just whatever you do, do not insult the Queen directly
• Be wary if you hold a position close to Megatron's side.
Inferno gets jealous of those closer to the royalty than himself. And no, not in a romantic way. He's the best soldier, you see. Clearly he's not doing his job right if someone else holds a higher rank and honor to the Queen.
You'll probably find yourself under constant scrutiny for that one moment you mess up. Here's looking at you, Starscream. It's perfectly harmless, however. His fireguns only seem to work on Earth's foliage and organics.
I mean, maybe if you stand there long enough and just take it, things could get dangerous. But really, who's going to stand still and let some insane thinks-he's-an-ant blow fire on you for longer than 5 minutes? Nobody. That's who.
Enjoy your free tan.
• Megatrons, be afraid. Be very afraid.
You're about to gain yourself a Botcon-level fanboy. Because you hold the Given Name of the Royalty, you clearly must be relatives of the Royalty. And while you do classify as a rival Queen for the colony; the possibilty that you may be a direct blood relative of his own Queen is too high of a risk to take. Can't go around burning great uncles and not expect to the Royalty to get pissed, right?
• Inferno is, based on Beast Wars sizing standards, probably no higher than 6 to 8 ft tall (183cm - 244cm for you non americans)
This is just a rough guess, of course, but given his height to the protoformed humans and his height compared to the G1 robots shown in-series... he's not very big.
• He takes orders like humans intake oxygen
If he's getting annoying, seriously, just tell him to bugger off. As long as you hold a high rank in his mind, he'll follow the orders and leave you alone. Anyone mentally classified as lower will just get a snappy retort back somewhere along the lines of I ONLY TAKE ORDERS FROM THE QUEEN, DRONE.
(but I, personally, can get annoying. Just tell me to shut up and I'll stop)
Any questions?
I'll be happy to try to clear up anything else anyone might want to know about