the gory details of Spring Break 2004
the highs and lows of my Spring Break Party 2004
as spent in the locations of Williamsburg, VA Beach, and Chesapeake.
Positives:
+ randomly shouting 'spring break party two thousand fooooour!!! wooo!!!' with mike G at random intervals everyday
+ seeing my great aunt again, and having good conversations with her (she owns the motel we stayed at)
+ eating a glorious chinese buffet at Peking for only $5.99 a person
+ racking up on cds at Plan 9 (Pink Floyd - Ummagumma, Atom Heart Mother, and Pulse. Jethro Tull - the very best of)
+ walking along the oceanfront
+ seeing some stupid lady get bombarded by like fifty seagulls for trying to feed them
+ seeing some douche in a big fluffy dolphin suit.
+ watching mike G jump into some freezing-ass cold water
+ Siren taking a funnyass picture of mike G looking like he's giving nelson a bj... but sssshhh, mike doesnt know yet.
+ mike G and i getting pierced at urban x-change for only $20 per piercing and the 2nd was 30% off. he pierced his septum and i got my labret.
+ discovering that VA beach piercing parlors are run by some of the coolest guys and hottttttttest girls ever.
+ stealing toilet paper from the housekeepers room, becuz they neglected to give us any.
+ mike G and Nelson singing along very loudly with 'Dreams' by The Cranberries on the way to Chesapeake Bay.
+ seeing the Hunt Family Fiddlers at the irish theatre in Busch Gardens
+ getting home alive
Negatives:
- the social atmosphere in Williamsburg is lame at best
- the alcohol restrictions are so intense that none of the kids there can really party
- mike G and Siren got vomitously sick like no sooner than we got to the motel
- i got a lil sick soon after but got better in a day
- my labret piercing completely popped out becuz the guy didnt tighten the ball enough... mike g and i got covered in my blood as he struggled to get it back in. which he did. it was a scare but only a very brief one
- the first day i spent learning how to eat with a labret piercing in... i bit it like three times. ow.
- getting the flu (thats right.. i got sick a total of two times on my fucking vacation)
- getting feverish delerium
- paying fucking $14 for stupidass toll bridges to Chesapeake Bay only to find there isnt shit there to do...
- my lip swelling up like fucking angelina jolie... a very disproportionate angelina jolie since its only the bottom lip.
- the ride home... it was very long... not the whimsical 'i dont wanna leave' kinda long... but the 'im sick and dying' kind...
but yay! now im home and in an environment where i can easily recover... im pumped full of aspirin so my lip isnt as swollen, and my flu symptoms are subsiding... oh, and my parents took my new piercing really well... mom was like 'im just glad you're not covered in tattoos, and that it was mike g who got the septum piercing and not you'... and im really happy to see all my pets again and doing well. altho im fairly sad to discover my baby doggie Bandit has almost reached the end of her lifespan... which i was unaware is commonly only ten years... labradors are too wonderful to have such short lifespans... but now that we know to treat her as an old dog and feed her as an old dog, she's eating again and being much more active and happy.
well i bid you all farewell, im gunna go see The Ladykillers.
never thought i'd say as such, but its good to be home.
as spent in the locations of Williamsburg, VA Beach, and Chesapeake.
Positives:
+ randomly shouting 'spring break party two thousand fooooour!!! wooo!!!' with mike G at random intervals everyday
+ seeing my great aunt again, and having good conversations with her (she owns the motel we stayed at)
+ eating a glorious chinese buffet at Peking for only $5.99 a person
+ racking up on cds at Plan 9 (Pink Floyd - Ummagumma, Atom Heart Mother, and Pulse. Jethro Tull - the very best of)
+ walking along the oceanfront
+ seeing some stupid lady get bombarded by like fifty seagulls for trying to feed them
+ seeing some douche in a big fluffy dolphin suit.
+ watching mike G jump into some freezing-ass cold water
+ Siren taking a funnyass picture of mike G looking like he's giving nelson a bj... but sssshhh, mike doesnt know yet.
+ mike G and i getting pierced at urban x-change for only $20 per piercing and the 2nd was 30% off. he pierced his septum and i got my labret.
+ discovering that VA beach piercing parlors are run by some of the coolest guys and hottttttttest girls ever.
+ stealing toilet paper from the housekeepers room, becuz they neglected to give us any.
+ mike G and Nelson singing along very loudly with 'Dreams' by The Cranberries on the way to Chesapeake Bay.
+ seeing the Hunt Family Fiddlers at the irish theatre in Busch Gardens
+ getting home alive
Negatives:
- the social atmosphere in Williamsburg is lame at best
- the alcohol restrictions are so intense that none of the kids there can really party
- mike G and Siren got vomitously sick like no sooner than we got to the motel
- i got a lil sick soon after but got better in a day
- my labret piercing completely popped out becuz the guy didnt tighten the ball enough... mike g and i got covered in my blood as he struggled to get it back in. which he did. it was a scare but only a very brief one
- the first day i spent learning how to eat with a labret piercing in... i bit it like three times. ow.
- getting the flu (thats right.. i got sick a total of two times on my fucking vacation)
- getting feverish delerium
- paying fucking $14 for stupidass toll bridges to Chesapeake Bay only to find there isnt shit there to do...
- my lip swelling up like fucking angelina jolie... a very disproportionate angelina jolie since its only the bottom lip.
- the ride home... it was very long... not the whimsical 'i dont wanna leave' kinda long... but the 'im sick and dying' kind...
but yay! now im home and in an environment where i can easily recover... im pumped full of aspirin so my lip isnt as swollen, and my flu symptoms are subsiding... oh, and my parents took my new piercing really well... mom was like 'im just glad you're not covered in tattoos, and that it was mike g who got the septum piercing and not you'... and im really happy to see all my pets again and doing well. altho im fairly sad to discover my baby doggie Bandit has almost reached the end of her lifespan... which i was unaware is commonly only ten years... labradors are too wonderful to have such short lifespans... but now that we know to treat her as an old dog and feed her as an old dog, she's eating again and being much more active and happy.
well i bid you all farewell, im gunna go see The Ladykillers.
never thought i'd say as such, but its good to be home.