okay, i lied. but this is the only update you'll get from me.
seems like a lotta people wanna know why i won't update my "journal" daily. who the hell cares? every day, it's the same goddamn thing: i wake up, take a 20 minute shit, flush twice, and then go into the kitchen and drink some water as i contemplate which condiment i'm gonna eat for breakfast. sometimes if i have milk, i'll eat cereal because it rules. i usually don't have food though, so i go to the gym and workout for 3-4 hours. around 2:00 in the afternoon, i realize what a total waste my life's been so i get dressed and go to work. at work, i try to avoid my co-workers until everyone leaves. then i either sleep or start working, depending on how much sleep i got the prior night. i usually stay at work until 1:00 AM, then i come home and workout more until i pass out on my benchpress. then around 5:00 AM, i wake up because i'm choking to death on my own drool and i go to bed.
go kill yourself now.
go kill yourself now.