i'm the center of the universe.
i'm better than everyone. i kick ass at everything. the other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so i sped up beside him and i rammed him off the road. nobody is as good as i am.
some people think i'm conceited. oh well.
all my friends think i'm better than they are. sometimes my friends ask, "so how come you rule so much?"
one time, i decided to play basketball, but i suck at basketball so i lost. just kidding, i kicked everyone's ass because i'm the best.
i own everyone at everything. there's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. there aren't enough words to describe how good i am.
THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME.
I AM KING.
everyone wishes they were me. everyone.
if i weren't me, i'd wish i was.
i love me.
some people think i'm conceited. oh well.
all my friends think i'm better than they are. sometimes my friends ask, "so how come you rule so much?"
one time, i decided to play basketball, but i suck at basketball so i lost. just kidding, i kicked everyone's ass because i'm the best.
i own everyone at everything. there's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. there aren't enough words to describe how good i am.
THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME.
I AM KING.
everyone wishes they were me. everyone.
if i weren't me, i'd wish i was.
i love me.