A long time in the Making

Oct 31, 2004 10:05

I know that its been while, but ive been busy at school, so here's the beginning of a list, that i will be working on :

The Top 10 Best Experiences of Going to College

10. Waking up at 7am and finding an unflushed surprise in the toilet.
9. Walking in on two people about to have sex.
8. Trying to sleep while two people are making out.
7. Hearing some funny quotes
a. "You wouldnt know that because you dont watch CSI Miami."
b. "I was pssing in the tub and watching this girl piss on the toilet and she told me not to look."
c. "Doesnt the cologne bottle look phalliac."
6. Dormball is the greatest fucking indoor sport.
5. You can get drunk people to pretty much do any.

to be continued...
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