KINK MEME: Two years and counting

May 29, 2008 21:20

THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU KINK MEME
→ Comment anonymously with a request. All requests must contain a character or pairing (or threesome, or outright orgy if that's your taste- reaperpile, anyone?) and a kink/prompt.
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anonymous May 30 2008, 07:41:37 UTC
“Ever wonder why we have wings?”

The question seemed to come from left field. The question also seemed to be the stupidest question Uzuki’s lazy colleague had ever asked her.

“Umm....because we’re Reapers?" she answered back, her voice coated with sarcastic obviousness.

“Oh......zing. So harsh. No, no, that’s not what I meant.” The Reaper side-glanced, bringing his orange-tinted glasses lower down the bridge of his nose to get a good view of his coworker and partner in crime. “I mean, what’s the point in having them? We walk, don’t we?”

The pink-haired Reaper stopped whatever it was that she was doing (being of the newly recruited type, it took much work and busy-ness to reach any sort of higher calling) to ponder the now suddenly interesting point he made. Why did we have them? Sure, they proved that they were of Reaper blood and soul, but…their functions seemed limited when most Reapers simply used their own two feet to get around. Since that was the case, did those black-webbed things on their back truly do anything special?

“Well....”

“Come on, now, you must know. I can’t have my little Uzuki falling behind, what with her undying dream of becoming a big-shot....”

“Oh shut up.” She retorted, clawing at her short, pinkish hair” Like you can talk,Mr.They-gave-me-an-opening-but-I-refused-it-cause-
I’m-too-damn-lazy-to-get-any-work-done!” With each newly acquired word added to the chain her voice grew louder and more fierce, it seemed.

“Aww, don’t be like that. Anyways, you still haven’t answered my question. Why do we have wings?”

A lollipop was in his fingers now. Not that he never had one on him anyway, but this time he was examining it thoughtfully rather than sucking on it. Though when did he ever actually suck on one of those, anyway?

“I’m no Composer.....how should I know?” she spat back, perhaps still a bit pissed by his last comment. For goodness sake, why was he so persistent?

“Hum....”

He was in his own world now, thinking to himself, pondering the same question he himself was just asking. The auburn pop, shimmering lazily in the sun, twirled between his fingers. It would appear as though he had dismissed Uzuki’s presence entirely. If she wasn’t going to give him an answer, he was just going to have to find his own answer, apparently; contemplating the wing equation himself and by himself, since his partner wasn’t too keen on cooperating.

This really got on Uzuki’s nerves. No matter how many times she yelled at Kariya for being lazy and not getting his work done; pestering him into doing this and that; nagging him almost every day about something or the other; in the end she hated, hated when his attention was not on her, or otherwise was not annoying her. She boiled for a few minutes before breaking the unnatural silence with her shrill voice:

“I have just a splendid idea!”

If you imagined a cheerful, childish voice speaking those words, kindly remove it from your memory. This was more like a desperate fury, if you would.

“Why don’t we bet it on ramen??? If you can give me one, reasonable, plausible, and more importantly POTENT answer to this little questionnaire of yours, and you agree to stop asking me any more stupid questions, you get a bowl of ramen on me. Sound good?”

Breathing heavily due to the quickness in which she recited that paragraph, Uzuki composed herself just as swiftly and giggled cutely.”Whatcha think, huh big boy?”

“I think I like it. I’ll take you up on that challenge.” He stood up now, the chain link that curved from his pocket tinkling lightly. “Hmmm....oh, dear. Now I have to work, huh?”

“You bet, dearest.” She chuckled girly once more. She liked to see him rack his brain for once.

“Hmmm.....” He plopped the lolli back into his mouth (or was it ever there to begin with?) and began to think intently, even going as far to close his eyes tightly for better effect.

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anonymous May 30 2008, 07:42:36 UTC
*continued*

They stood there, two dark silhouettes atop a tall, nameless building; against the sun’s slow climb down an invisible ladder that lead to a simple line in the horizon. Time seemed endless up here. Despite this it only took Kariya a few minutes before he opened his eyes and announced that he had his answer.

“You do?” Uzuki inquired, unbelieving. “Well, bring it by me.”

“You got it.”

And with that, after those three words were released into the sunny air, Kariya took three or four or five or so steps toward Uzuki, being cautious as to not provoke her in his movements, and leaned down, his back arching like a crescent, toward her now stunned face. Before she could even object to the sudden wave of kinetic energy, he had already locked his lips with her pink ones, holding her in a strong yet awkward kiss which lasted for only a few joyful moments. Immediately, immediately after their lips parted, Uzuki made it her job to screech in the loudest voice possible, straight into his left ear.

“WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??? “

Maybe he should’ve thought this through a few minutes longer....

“How. The. Hell. Does that have to do with anything we just discussed?” Embarrassed, she enveloped her face with her oddly gloved hands and mumbled something incoherent. Then another shriek.

“How was that your answer? Explain it, before I scratch your eyes out!”

“Well…” He chuckled nervously, a sweat drop rolling down the side of his brow,” Actually...I couldn’t think of an answer...so I just...”

“You just what? Huh? You think this is funny? You could’ve just said ‘Hey, Uzuki, we can fly with them!’, and I would have gone with it, but NOOOOOOOO.”

She was becoming quite threatening by now.

“Does....this mean I don’t get any ramen?”

“NO!”

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anonymous May 30 2008, 07:59:58 UTC
Also, apology for their being no smut. I can't write smut at all. D:

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anonymous May 30 2008, 22:12:40 UTC
issokay, I can't either! (and hey, I still got my request filled twice and that's awesome.)

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anonymous June 10 2008, 06:44:44 UTC
Mmmmm Reaper!style foreplay? I like very much.

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