Uno
[It's a beautiful Sunday in Mayfield, and 750 Partridge Drive has a new resident!
Seborga sleeps in well past noon, eyes lazily fluttering open as he stretches and yawns. Slipping out from underneath the covers, he starts going about his usual morning routine, getting dressed in whatever random 1950s clothing happens to be hanging in the closet of his new room. He gets fully clothed and all the way to the door before he seems to realize something is wrong and turns around. It takes several more minutes of staring at the room before he even starts to realize what that is. In deep thought as he heads downstairs, he stares around at the house in amazement before picking up the phone. Clearly there is only one explanation for his odd surroundings.]
"...Romano? Cugino? Did-a you rearrange my furniture while I was asleep?"
[There is about a minute-long pause here as he walks back upstairs to check something. Then his voice is on the line again.]
"And get-a me a new bed?"
[Another short pause. Looking around again.]
"And move-a me to a new house?"
[This is going to take quite a bit of explaining, Mayfield. Good luck.]
Seborga sleeps in well past noon, eyes lazily fluttering open as he stretches and yawns. Slipping out from underneath the covers, he starts going about his usual morning routine, getting dressed in whatever random 1950s clothing happens to be hanging in the closet of his new room. He gets fully clothed and all the way to the door before he seems to realize something is wrong and turns around. It takes several more minutes of staring at the room before he even starts to realize what that is. In deep thought as he heads downstairs, he stares around at the house in amazement before picking up the phone. Clearly there is only one explanation for his odd surroundings.]
"...Romano? Cugino? Did-a you rearrange my furniture while I was asleep?"
[There is about a minute-long pause here as he walks back upstairs to check something. Then his voice is on the line again.]
"And get-a me a new bed?"
[Another short pause. Looking around again.]
"And move-a me to a new house?"
[This is going to take quite a bit of explaining, Mayfield. Good luck.]