Sei
[Half of Seborga's negotiated lesser punishment of a week-long house arrest is over, so today after school he's out and about! He feels a little guilty about snatching some of Romana's grocery money to take Len out for cake before, and has decided that it's time to get a job. Of course, he's still pretty unmotivated to really work all that hard, so he's trying to get a job doing something he enjoys doing in his free time anyway. Which means he's at the florist's! Most of his economy is based on floriculture of mimosa flowers, after all, and he's actually pretty good at gardening. Unfortunately, things aren't going so well with the drone woman he's trying to talk to.]
...What do you mean I can't get a job here? I know a lot about flowers!
Haha! Oh, Sebastiano. What would your father say if he heard you talking like that? Shouldn't you be busy practicing to try out for the football team again next year? You'll make it this time, I just know it!
Football team? I didn't know the school even had one of those.
You're quite the joker, aren't you! Wanting to work here, and pretending you don't know what football is. You'll never get a girlfriend acting that way.
I won't?
[The conversation sort of awkwardly wanders around like that for a while, with the drone shopkeeper subtly insulting Seborga's masculinity and him completely missing the point. Feel free to wander in on this and set him straight.]
...What do you mean I can't get a job here? I know a lot about flowers!
Haha! Oh, Sebastiano. What would your father say if he heard you talking like that? Shouldn't you be busy practicing to try out for the football team again next year? You'll make it this time, I just know it!
Football team? I didn't know the school even had one of those.
You're quite the joker, aren't you! Wanting to work here, and pretending you don't know what football is. You'll never get a girlfriend acting that way.
I won't?
[The conversation sort of awkwardly wanders around like that for a while, with the drone shopkeeper subtly insulting Seborga's masculinity and him completely missing the point. Feel free to wander in on this and set him straight.]