SASUKE IS THE STRESS, CLEARLY

[sub_textual]

jaquiel: FOR SOME REASON WHENEVER I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED I THINK ANAPESTS ARE TROCHEES
jaquiel: I HAVE TO BE FULLY AWAKE TO REMEMBER THAT ANAPESTS ARE A DIFFERENT THING ALTOGETHER
jaquiel: i don't know why this is
jaquiel: just somehow
jaquiel: that is in my head
sub_textual: did you have a test?
jaquiel: and if i am groggy and a teacher points to a foot and is like WHAT IS THIS
jaquiel: i'm like UH IDK TROCHEE
jaquiel: no
sub_textual: xD yeah anapest is three
sub_textual: iambic: unstress, stress
trochee: stress, unstress
dactyl: stress unstress unstress
anapest: unstress unstress stress
spondee: stress stress

...though i might have screwed up dactyl with anapest
jaquiel: god i learned this in like, middle school
jaquiel: AND YET SOMEHOW
jaquiel: yeah well everyone mixes up dactyl and anapest
sub_textual: is anapest stress unstress unstress
jaquiel: how the fuck does one mix up anapest and trochee
sub_textual: or unstress unstress stress
sub_textual: well
sub_textual: think about it this way
sub_textual: a trochee is Sasuke and Naruto in that order
sub_textual: an anapest is Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke in that order
sub_textual: sasuke is the stress, clearly