To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

Spectre won't see me. He's confused. Abby has been to talk to him and she got him to admit he thinks this is all a vision but she thinks that's a side effect of the drugs and fever and the trauma and not a real psychotic break so...yay? Either way, my husband kicked me out of his room

Comments

[iamqueendiamond]

I hate them too and if I ever see one, I am running him over with my motherfucking hog.

Thomas, your Spectre loves you more than anything. He just needs to rest now. It will be alright in the end.

[suave_thomas]

Will you be wearing leather chaps?

I know he does. Thankfully, I know he does. I have nothing but proof he loves me, I just want him to know I love him and I want him to feel safe and I want him to be okay and he's so broken and it sucks!

[iamqueendiamond]

You bet your sweet arse I will be!

He knows you love him too, Lovey. He's sick right now. And I do believe you might have had some experience in that yourself?

[suave_thomas]

...I totally forgot about that.

Shit.

[iamqueendiamond]

Thomas, you are fine. He will be too. He's a strong man. Have faith in him, and yourself, and your love. I know I do.

[suave_thomas]

Thanks, Mums. You really do know just want to say, don't you?

[iamqueendiamond]

I'm 76, I had to perfect something over the years. So I perfected being a know-it-all and my badarse cross-stitch.

[suave_thomas]

Yes...

And I am still disturbed by the napkins you gave Spectre and I which you embroidered with a penis...

[iamqueendiamond]

It was a buck's night, there are supposed to be cocks everywhere!

[suave_thomas]

Technically I believe there are supposed to be breasts everywhere, but I suppose it's different when it's a Big Gay Wedding. Though I was marrying Mary and Spectre...

[iamqueendiamond]

Do you feel let down somehow? I can make you boobie napkins too.

[suave_thomas]

Actually, I like the idea of hiding one somewhere and having Spectre find it. He would squeal so loud. But it would probably be James who found it and who needs that?

[iamqueendiamond]

That's my boy!

[suave_thomas]

...you're doing it, aren't you?

[iamqueendiamond]

Fuck yes!