Oh my dear Lord...
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ I'm fascinated and kind of sick and I am so making some of these because who doesn't have to worry about clogged arteries? Me. If I'm here, I'm going to enjoy it, darnit!
Seriously, if I'd only know about
this then maybe I wouldn't have had so much trouble gaining weight after Amaris. Look at that thing! Fuck me...
Whoohoo, Mary, you want to eat disgustingly fatty foods with me! I'm so romantic.
Oh my god, seriously... I need to stop. Lest I clog the arteries of the people around me with my fatty aura...