To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

James and I planted a vegetable garden! He thought worms were baby snakes, so I told him they couldn't hurt him. I taught him all about gardens and we planted and watered it together. It was really nice. And then I managed to wrangle a moment with Marie away from Charon. Of course, it did happen to be a moment when she needed a diaper change,

Comments

[twilightrobe]

Aww, that's adorable. Baby snakes! Worms would be so much cooler if they were baby snakes. Man, I love reading stuff like this. Shows me how much I've got to look forward to.

See? You're not the only guy who can leave his macho in his other suit!

[suave_thomas]

Well I'm glad it wasn't a snake, as I would rather not have one of those around my child. But yes, worms are slightly less interesting, I suppose... It's wonderful, Tamm. So wonderful!

Oh, I know it. Joe does it quite well too!

[twilightrobe]

True, true. I just like snakes, but they're much better in cages than in backyards. Or, y'know, the wild is a good place for 'em, too.

Ha, yeah. Must be something about this social circle. Maybe the girls steal all our macho?

[suave_thomas]

Yes, the wild! Far, far away from my kids. James thought the worm was gross too. He's clearly not taking after his daddy there!

That could be it, though I rather think mine might be because I'm gradually being gayed up. I cried at a commercial the other day because it was so beautiful....

[twilightrobe]

Time enough for that yet. Least he was willing to get covered in muck with you!

Haha, fair enough. I'll keep an eye on your fashion sense.

[suave_thomas]

So true! Not afraid of dirt, just wriggly things! At least he didn't want to hurt the wriggly things. I wouldn't have liked that!

I can pull off a suit made entirely of sequins...

[twilightrobe]

Yeah, totally. Sometimes kids just don't get it, but it's cool that James did, right off the bat. Not that I'd expect anything else from him, cos he's awesome.

True that. I don't actually think I've ever seen you wearing something you weren't pulling off.

[suave_thomas]

He really is! Entirely awesome!

Oooh, thanks, Morning Glory! Though if read differently, that makes me sound like a exhibitionist. Which could also be true!

[twilightrobe]

Ha! See your above comment about walking around the backyard in your boxers.

[suave_thomas]

I just have fantastic boxers!

[twilightrobe]

No doubts there!

[suave_thomas]

They don't have The Incredible Hulk on them, however.

[twilightrobe]

That's a Tammboy special, that one.

[suave_thomas]

Indeed it is!