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10 Surprises in Rocky Balboa
1. Haunted gloves inhabited by the ghosts of a bickering Clubber Lang and Apollo Creed.
2. Revenge of Thunderlips!
3. Mason Dixon actually a robot powered by a team of color coded guinea pigs
4. "Eye of the Tiger" only used when Paulie is in bathroom
5. Slightly inappropriate cartoon stars whenever boxers fall down or Paulie is in bathroom.
6. Balboa inspired to return to ring by the tragic death of darling midget counterpart Apollo Wee
7. Match interrupted by challenge from the Harlem Globetrotters
8. Comical punching of women and children whenever Balboa hears a bell.
9. Adrian returns from her home planet.
10. Bathrobe clad Ivan Drago telling people to "Go Home!" after credits.
*EDIT Yes I wrote these, I didn't copypasta
1. Haunted gloves inhabited by the ghosts of a bickering Clubber Lang and Apollo Creed.
2. Revenge of Thunderlips!
3. Mason Dixon actually a robot powered by a team of color coded guinea pigs
4. "Eye of the Tiger" only used when Paulie is in bathroom
5. Slightly inappropriate cartoon stars whenever boxers fall down or Paulie is in bathroom.
6. Balboa inspired to return to ring by the tragic death of darling midget counterpart Apollo Wee
7. Match interrupted by challenge from the Harlem Globetrotters
8. Comical punching of women and children whenever Balboa hears a bell.
9. Adrian returns from her home planet.
10. Bathrobe clad Ivan Drago telling people to "Go Home!" after credits.
*EDIT Yes I wrote these, I didn't copypasta