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Albdita1 [3:40 P.M.]: hey
Albdita1 [3:40 P.M.]: how are the children bernice?
Nine lives x [3:40 P.M.]: o.o
Nine lives x [3:40 P.M.]: theyre just peachy =D
Albdita1 [3:41 P.M.]: yes yes little johnny was very depressed after he found that santa was not real
Nine lives x [3:41 P.M.]: oh really!? how did he find out? did rob forget to put on the beard again? he really needs to learn..
Albdita1 [3:42 P.M.]: yes. johnny stayed up all night in a laundry basket by the tree and when he saw rob putting the presents by the tree he was very much depressed
Nine lives x [3:43 P.M.]: aw poor kid. why didnt you tell him a lie? like rob was delivering them for santa because santa broke his ankle on tiny tim's chimney? O.o
Albdita1 [3:44 P.M.]: because......... he found out tiny tim isnt realt either
Nine lives x [3:44 P.M.]: HE'S NOT REAL?! im just kidding, cheryl.
Albdita1 [3:45 P.M.]: you should have seen him pound his head against the wall when he found out that babies dont come from the stork.
Nine lives x [3:45 P.M.]: how did he find THAT out? he caught you and rob in the shower again?
Albdita1 [3:45 P.M.]: yes.
Nine lives x [3:45 P.M.]: you have to learn to lock the door when you do that, cheryl.
Albdita1 [3:46 P.M.]: yes but it happens so fast we didn't have enough time.
Nine lives x [3:46 P.M.]: you didnt know little johnny was in the house?
Albdita1 [3:47 P.M.]: i forgot to lock the cage
Nine lives x [3:47 P.M.]: i mean when you signed the adoption papers you should have realized the responsibilities of taking care of a child, let alone locking the doors when having animal sex..
Nine lives x [3:47 P.M.]: you'd scare the kid,.
Nine lives x [3:47 P.M.]: i mean the growling... scary stuff..
Albdita1 [3:47 P.M.]: shh. he doesn't know he's adopted
Nine lives x [3:48 P.M.]: oh i forgot. x: you have to tell him cheryl. sooner or later. i mean you shouldnt let him fond out on his own....
Albdita1 [3:49 P.M.]: im afraid of what he is going to do. after the baby thing im afraid he might jump off a building or something
Nine lives x [3:49 P.M.]: strap him down or something..
Albdita1 [3:49 P.M.]: yes i should
Nine lives x [3:49 P.M.]: thats what i did to little shakggerineghas when i told her that my husband was not her father
Albdita1 [3:50 P.M.]: aw. how is her tumor?
Nine lives x [3:50 P.M.]: she got it removed before christmas. its all good now. (:
Nine lives x [3:50 P.M.]: thanks for asking. she got the tulips you sent her. though shes allergic.. but its the thought that counts. :)
Albdita1 [3:51 P.M.]: good.
Albdita1 [3:51 P.M.]: timothy just brought his new girlfriend home.
Albdita1 [3:51 P.M.]: they are heading upstairs
Nine lives x [3:51 P.M.]: youd better stop them! you know whats on his mind at that age!
Nine lives x [3:51 P.M.]: or at least give him a condom to wear..
Albdita1 [3:51 P.M.]: yes 17 year olds
Albdita1 [3:52 P.M.]: i ran out so i hav him a plastic bag
Albdita1 [3:52 P.M.]: gave*
Nine lives x [3:52 P.M.]: oh. good enough. (:
Albdita1 [3:52 P.M.]: yes
Nine lives x [3:52 P.M.]: tsk tsk. i remember when we were that age...
Albdita1 [3:53 P.M.]: yes i do to.
Nine lives x [3:53 P.M.]: wait a second... lily isnt home now.. she said she was going to your house! is that her!? ah well. if she gets pregnant we'll be blood relatives! wouldnt that be neat?
Albdita1 [3:53 P.M.]: yes
Nine lives x [3:53 P.M.]: aw.. (: take that bag from him!!
Albdita1 [3:53 P.M.]: wow there is alot of noise comming from upstairs.
Albdita1 [3:54 P.M.]: hold on ill go get the bag
Nine lives x [3:54 P.M.]: thats okay. theyre enjoying themselves. thats all that matters, cheryl.
Albdita1 [3:54 P.M.]: too bad i already interrupted you should see your little lily go ! shes a little lion.
Albdita1 [3:55 P.M.]: bernice?
Nine lives x [3:56 P.M.]: sorry i had to give little shakggerineghas her medicine
Albdita1 [3:56 P.M.]: oh.
Nine lives x [3:56 P.M.]: oh really? shes that good?
Nine lives x [3:56 P.M.]: hows her tan? i took her to the salon yesterday
Albdita1 [3:57 P.M.]: im not sure ill give you the video from the video camera i have set up in there/
Nine lives x [3:57 P.M.]: oh thast so sweet, cheryl.
Albdita1 [3:57 P.M.]: yes it is , bernice. it reminds me of my young days
Nine lives x [3:57 P.M.]: aww.
Albdita1 [3:58 P.M.]: so hows your pregnancy going?
Nine lives x [3:59 P.M.]: its actually pretty well. i had some morning sickness today.. sore nipples.. and thats about it!
Albdita1 [3:59 P.M.]: you and billy must have been at it for hours for him to get you on the first try.
Nine lives x [3:59 P.M.]: oh but we were ;]
Nine lives x [3:59 P.M.]: it was the most intense orgasm ive had all my life to tell you the truth..
Albdita1 [4:00 P.M.]: wow. things arent the same between me and rob anymore.
Nine lives x [4:00 P.M.]: really?
Albdita1 [4:00 P.M.]: yes. he's changed
Nine lives x [4:01 P.M.]: i thought they were.. i heard some noises across the street last night and i thought it was you too. i was happy for you guys, but it must have been that slut samantha and my brother..
Albdita1 [4:01 P.M.]: oh yes.
Albdita1 [4:02 P.M.]: but no it wasn't rob is very different now. not a strong as he used to be..
Nine lives x [4:02 P.M.]: oh i see.. you mean he cant get it up?
Albdita1 [4:02 P.M.]: in a way.
Albdita1 [4:03 P.M.]: how is your neighbor? mrs. yellowsnow?
Nine lives x [4:04 P.M.]: oh shes fine.. her cancer has gotten worse though.. she can hardly move.. its so sad, cheryl. ya know?
Albdita1 [4:04 P.M.]: yes.
Albdita1 [4:04 P.M.]: i feel so bad for her
Nine lives x [4:05 P.M.]: yeah :\
Albdita1 [4:05 P.M.]: oh my look at that.. lily is down here.
Nine lives x [4:05 P.M.]: really? they finished that fast? well what are you waiting for?! tell them to get back up there!
Albdita1 [4:05 P.M.]: ok.
Albdita1 [4:06 P.M.]: :: tells kids to work harder::
Albdita1 [4:06 P.M.]: they seem so happy.
Nine lives x [4:07 P.M.]: aww (:
Nine lives x [4:07 P.M.]: do you think theyll get married?
Albdita1 [4:07 P.M.]: yes.
Nine lives x [4:07 P.M.]: if they like the sex theyll love the honeymoon
Albdita1 [4:07 P.M.]: yes very much.
Albdita1 [4:08 P.M.]: oh my the noise is even worse, i think i am going to sound proof the walls if this keeps up
Nine lives x [4:08 P.M.]: as long as theyre happy
Albdita1 [4:08 P.M.]: yes.
Nine lives x [4:08 P.M.]: so hows your foot? did you get the surgery?
Albdita1 [4:08 P.M.]: yes yes. it wasnt successful though
Albdita1 [4:09 P.M.]: i have to have a transplant
Nine lives x [4:10 P.M.]: oh thats too bad. :\ i hope you feel better
Albdita1 [4:10 P.M.]: yes i do too.
Albdita1 [4:11 P.M.]: oh i had an encounter with ms. igotranovabyareindeer a few days ago
Nine lives x [4:12 P.M.]: really? is she a grandma now?
Albdita1 [4:12 P.M.]: yes.
Nine lives x [4:12 P.M.]: oh really? so how did talking with her go?
Albdita1 [4:12 P.M.]: her daughter leslie is a strange girl
Albdita1 [4:13 P.M.]: it was pretty good but that scar on her forehead is so distracting
Nine lives x [4:13 P.M.]: yes i know that much. :\
Nine lives x [4:13 P.M.]: oh that incident last christmas, huh?
Albdita1 [4:13 P.M.]: yes with that obnoxious reindeer?
Nine lives x [4:13 P.M.]: he had to be put to sleep :\
Albdita1 [4:14 P.M.]: yes i miss that reindeer dearly
Albdita1 [4:15 P.M.]: poor johnny was depressed. that reindeer was his only friend. since none of the people like him in school. he was so mad that he slammed his head in a door
Nine lives x [4:15 P.M.]: yes.
Nine lives x [4:16 P.M.]: aww. he has no friends?
Albdita1 [4:16 P.M.]: i wish i could help him make friends
Albdita1 [4:16 P.M.]: no
Nine lives x [4:16 P.M.]: what happened to bob the invisible monkey?
Albdita1 [4:17 P.M.]: he vanished.... i don't think bob was a good friend for johnny anyway, bob taught him how to do bad things/
Nine lives x [4:18 P.M.]: like what?
Nine lives x [4:18 P.M.]: he got himback in the habit of reading porn, huh?
Albdita1 [4:18 P.M.]: yes.
Albdita1 [4:19 P.M.]: you should see the magazines that he bought! rob and johnny were reading them for hours
Nine lives x [4:20 P.M.]: which ones? jugs?
Albdita1 [4:20 P.M.]: yes
Nine lives x [4:20 P.M.]: that one is terrible. but not as bad as dr. do-me-alittle
Albdita1 [4:20 P.M.]: yes. that doctor has something weird to him
Nine lives x [4:21 P.M.]: very.
Albdita1 [4:24 P.M.]: yes.
Nine lives x [4:24 P.M.]: :nods: hold on i have a craving for doughnuts
Albdita1 [4:24 P.M.]: ok
whoa lol.. me and melanie had the weirdest conversations.. this was fake by the way!! but soo effin hilarious!
Albdita1 [3:40 P.M.]: how are the children bernice?
Nine lives x [3:40 P.M.]: o.o
Nine lives x [3:40 P.M.]: theyre just peachy =D
Albdita1 [3:41 P.M.]: yes yes little johnny was very depressed after he found that santa was not real
Nine lives x [3:41 P.M.]: oh really!? how did he find out? did rob forget to put on the beard again? he really needs to learn..
Albdita1 [3:42 P.M.]: yes. johnny stayed up all night in a laundry basket by the tree and when he saw rob putting the presents by the tree he was very much depressed
Nine lives x [3:43 P.M.]: aw poor kid. why didnt you tell him a lie? like rob was delivering them for santa because santa broke his ankle on tiny tim's chimney? O.o
Albdita1 [3:44 P.M.]: because......... he found out tiny tim isnt realt either
Nine lives x [3:44 P.M.]: HE'S NOT REAL?! im just kidding, cheryl.
Albdita1 [3:45 P.M.]: you should have seen him pound his head against the wall when he found out that babies dont come from the stork.
Nine lives x [3:45 P.M.]: how did he find THAT out? he caught you and rob in the shower again?
Albdita1 [3:45 P.M.]: yes.
Nine lives x [3:45 P.M.]: you have to learn to lock the door when you do that, cheryl.
Albdita1 [3:46 P.M.]: yes but it happens so fast we didn't have enough time.
Nine lives x [3:46 P.M.]: you didnt know little johnny was in the house?
Albdita1 [3:47 P.M.]: i forgot to lock the cage
Nine lives x [3:47 P.M.]: i mean when you signed the adoption papers you should have realized the responsibilities of taking care of a child, let alone locking the doors when having animal sex..
Nine lives x [3:47 P.M.]: you'd scare the kid,.
Nine lives x [3:47 P.M.]: i mean the growling... scary stuff..
Albdita1 [3:47 P.M.]: shh. he doesn't know he's adopted
Nine lives x [3:48 P.M.]: oh i forgot. x: you have to tell him cheryl. sooner or later. i mean you shouldnt let him fond out on his own....
Albdita1 [3:49 P.M.]: im afraid of what he is going to do. after the baby thing im afraid he might jump off a building or something
Nine lives x [3:49 P.M.]: strap him down or something..
Albdita1 [3:49 P.M.]: yes i should
Nine lives x [3:49 P.M.]: thats what i did to little shakggerineghas when i told her that my husband was not her father
Albdita1 [3:50 P.M.]: aw. how is her tumor?
Nine lives x [3:50 P.M.]: she got it removed before christmas. its all good now. (:
Nine lives x [3:50 P.M.]: thanks for asking. she got the tulips you sent her. though shes allergic.. but its the thought that counts. :)
Albdita1 [3:51 P.M.]: good.
Albdita1 [3:51 P.M.]: timothy just brought his new girlfriend home.
Albdita1 [3:51 P.M.]: they are heading upstairs
Nine lives x [3:51 P.M.]: youd better stop them! you know whats on his mind at that age!
Nine lives x [3:51 P.M.]: or at least give him a condom to wear..
Albdita1 [3:51 P.M.]: yes 17 year olds
Albdita1 [3:52 P.M.]: i ran out so i hav him a plastic bag
Albdita1 [3:52 P.M.]: gave*
Nine lives x [3:52 P.M.]: oh. good enough. (:
Albdita1 [3:52 P.M.]: yes
Nine lives x [3:52 P.M.]: tsk tsk. i remember when we were that age...
Albdita1 [3:53 P.M.]: yes i do to.
Nine lives x [3:53 P.M.]: wait a second... lily isnt home now.. she said she was going to your house! is that her!? ah well. if she gets pregnant we'll be blood relatives! wouldnt that be neat?
Albdita1 [3:53 P.M.]: yes
Nine lives x [3:53 P.M.]: aw.. (: take that bag from him!!
Albdita1 [3:53 P.M.]: wow there is alot of noise comming from upstairs.
Albdita1 [3:54 P.M.]: hold on ill go get the bag
Nine lives x [3:54 P.M.]: thats okay. theyre enjoying themselves. thats all that matters, cheryl.
Albdita1 [3:54 P.M.]: too bad i already interrupted you should see your little lily go ! shes a little lion.
Albdita1 [3:55 P.M.]: bernice?
Nine lives x [3:56 P.M.]: sorry i had to give little shakggerineghas her medicine
Albdita1 [3:56 P.M.]: oh.
Nine lives x [3:56 P.M.]: oh really? shes that good?
Nine lives x [3:56 P.M.]: hows her tan? i took her to the salon yesterday
Albdita1 [3:57 P.M.]: im not sure ill give you the video from the video camera i have set up in there/
Nine lives x [3:57 P.M.]: oh thast so sweet, cheryl.
Albdita1 [3:57 P.M.]: yes it is , bernice. it reminds me of my young days
Nine lives x [3:57 P.M.]: aww.
Albdita1 [3:58 P.M.]: so hows your pregnancy going?
Nine lives x [3:59 P.M.]: its actually pretty well. i had some morning sickness today.. sore nipples.. and thats about it!
Albdita1 [3:59 P.M.]: you and billy must have been at it for hours for him to get you on the first try.
Nine lives x [3:59 P.M.]: oh but we were ;]
Nine lives x [3:59 P.M.]: it was the most intense orgasm ive had all my life to tell you the truth..
Albdita1 [4:00 P.M.]: wow. things arent the same between me and rob anymore.
Nine lives x [4:00 P.M.]: really?
Albdita1 [4:00 P.M.]: yes. he's changed
Nine lives x [4:01 P.M.]: i thought they were.. i heard some noises across the street last night and i thought it was you too. i was happy for you guys, but it must have been that slut samantha and my brother..
Albdita1 [4:01 P.M.]: oh yes.
Albdita1 [4:02 P.M.]: but no it wasn't rob is very different now. not a strong as he used to be..
Nine lives x [4:02 P.M.]: oh i see.. you mean he cant get it up?
Albdita1 [4:02 P.M.]: in a way.
Albdita1 [4:03 P.M.]: how is your neighbor? mrs. yellowsnow?
Nine lives x [4:04 P.M.]: oh shes fine.. her cancer has gotten worse though.. she can hardly move.. its so sad, cheryl. ya know?
Albdita1 [4:04 P.M.]: yes.
Albdita1 [4:04 P.M.]: i feel so bad for her
Nine lives x [4:05 P.M.]: yeah :\
Albdita1 [4:05 P.M.]: oh my look at that.. lily is down here.
Nine lives x [4:05 P.M.]: really? they finished that fast? well what are you waiting for?! tell them to get back up there!
Albdita1 [4:05 P.M.]: ok.
Albdita1 [4:06 P.M.]: :: tells kids to work harder::
Albdita1 [4:06 P.M.]: they seem so happy.
Nine lives x [4:07 P.M.]: aww (:
Nine lives x [4:07 P.M.]: do you think theyll get married?
Albdita1 [4:07 P.M.]: yes.
Nine lives x [4:07 P.M.]: if they like the sex theyll love the honeymoon
Albdita1 [4:07 P.M.]: yes very much.
Albdita1 [4:08 P.M.]: oh my the noise is even worse, i think i am going to sound proof the walls if this keeps up
Nine lives x [4:08 P.M.]: as long as theyre happy
Albdita1 [4:08 P.M.]: yes.
Nine lives x [4:08 P.M.]: so hows your foot? did you get the surgery?
Albdita1 [4:08 P.M.]: yes yes. it wasnt successful though
Albdita1 [4:09 P.M.]: i have to have a transplant
Nine lives x [4:10 P.M.]: oh thats too bad. :\ i hope you feel better
Albdita1 [4:10 P.M.]: yes i do too.
Albdita1 [4:11 P.M.]: oh i had an encounter with ms. igotranovabyareindeer a few days ago
Nine lives x [4:12 P.M.]: really? is she a grandma now?
Albdita1 [4:12 P.M.]: yes.
Nine lives x [4:12 P.M.]: oh really? so how did talking with her go?
Albdita1 [4:12 P.M.]: her daughter leslie is a strange girl
Albdita1 [4:13 P.M.]: it was pretty good but that scar on her forehead is so distracting
Nine lives x [4:13 P.M.]: yes i know that much. :\
Nine lives x [4:13 P.M.]: oh that incident last christmas, huh?
Albdita1 [4:13 P.M.]: yes with that obnoxious reindeer?
Nine lives x [4:13 P.M.]: he had to be put to sleep :\
Albdita1 [4:14 P.M.]: yes i miss that reindeer dearly
Albdita1 [4:15 P.M.]: poor johnny was depressed. that reindeer was his only friend. since none of the people like him in school. he was so mad that he slammed his head in a door
Nine lives x [4:15 P.M.]: yes.
Nine lives x [4:16 P.M.]: aww. he has no friends?
Albdita1 [4:16 P.M.]: i wish i could help him make friends
Albdita1 [4:16 P.M.]: no
Nine lives x [4:16 P.M.]: what happened to bob the invisible monkey?
Albdita1 [4:17 P.M.]: he vanished.... i don't think bob was a good friend for johnny anyway, bob taught him how to do bad things/
Nine lives x [4:18 P.M.]: like what?
Nine lives x [4:18 P.M.]: he got himback in the habit of reading porn, huh?
Albdita1 [4:18 P.M.]: yes.
Albdita1 [4:19 P.M.]: you should see the magazines that he bought! rob and johnny were reading them for hours
Nine lives x [4:20 P.M.]: which ones? jugs?
Albdita1 [4:20 P.M.]: yes
Nine lives x [4:20 P.M.]: that one is terrible. but not as bad as dr. do-me-alittle
Albdita1 [4:20 P.M.]: yes. that doctor has something weird to him
Nine lives x [4:21 P.M.]: very.
Albdita1 [4:24 P.M.]: yes.
Nine lives x [4:24 P.M.]: :nods: hold on i have a craving for doughnuts
Albdita1 [4:24 P.M.]: ok
whoa lol.. me and melanie had the weirdest conversations.. this was fake by the way!! but soo effin hilarious!