Mr. Whitmore: S-E-X. Sex. The sex drive in the human animal is intense. How many of us have lost countless productive hours plagued by unwanted sexual
thoughts and feelings?
Xander: Yes! Mm-hm.
Mr. Whitmore: That was a rhetorical question, Mr. Harris, not a poll.
Xander: Oh.
Mr. Whitmore: Of course, for teenagers such as yourselves these feelings are even more overwhelming. With all sorts of hormones surging through your bodies,
compelling you to action, it's often difficult to remember that there *are* negative consequences to, uh, having sex. Would anyone care to offer one such
consequence?
Cordelia: Well, that depends. Are you talking about sex *in* the car or *out* of the car? Because I have a friend, not me, that was in a Miata at, parked at the top
of the hill, and then she kicked the gearshift, and, and...
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