MMMmmm, mechanically separated chicken
I went to Express to be orientated for the York job. This meant watching an old safety video detailing what not to do at the workplace (don't taste the chemicals!). Then, the orienter guy was going through some basic stuff, and said that any information we need will "be located on the big board". It took everything I had not to laugh at that... "I've seen the big board!" I was watching the morning news and they had some guy on who had lost a leg below the knee. I really wasn't laughing at him, but started to crack up. If I ever lose an appendage I will so have to deck it out pirate style: wooden peg, eye patch, hook hand, parrot. Arrrr! It will make national talk like a pirate day that much more fun. That's really about it. I'm thirsty now. Ba bye.