BMU...IHATEU
I HATE BLESS ME, ULTIMA! *Throws book across room* Arg! Theology out the wazoo! Little boys and their problems with fish! Stupid report...yeah, so the Fernandi decided we weren't gonna have this as a timed writing (as she told us) and turned it into a full blown term paper. Commies...geez...
So, I get Chinese from Mekong Garden tomorrow. I order rangoons and egg drop soop and chop sooey. I love double o's. Hehe.
Today in Driver's ED, I got a crash course in how to use my car keys as a weapon. No kidding. Best moves to make: across face, into neck, and as a claw. I love it. I also learned that there will be, at some point in time, a man hiding under my car who will slash my ankles with a box-cutter while I'm lookin for my keys. Then he'll make off with my purse, keys, AND car.
Miau. (That's how German cats say "meow" apparently.) Oh, speaking of German, I asked Blayne to come to see Van Helsing, and he might. That would be seriously cool. I like him enough, and he's pretty nice. I'm not signing my heart and soul over or anything. Last time I did that, they were run through the blender on the "puree" setting, then run through the disposal for the alligators in the sewer to eat. (Yes. There are alligators in the sewer. Really!)
So, I get Chinese from Mekong Garden tomorrow. I order rangoons and egg drop soop and chop sooey. I love double o's. Hehe.
Today in Driver's ED, I got a crash course in how to use my car keys as a weapon. No kidding. Best moves to make: across face, into neck, and as a claw. I love it. I also learned that there will be, at some point in time, a man hiding under my car who will slash my ankles with a box-cutter while I'm lookin for my keys. Then he'll make off with my purse, keys, AND car.
Miau. (That's how German cats say "meow" apparently.) Oh, speaking of German, I asked Blayne to come to see Van Helsing, and he might. That would be seriously cool. I like him enough, and he's pretty nice. I'm not signing my heart and soul over or anything. Last time I did that, they were run through the blender on the "puree" setting, then run through the disposal for the alligators in the sewer to eat. (Yes. There are alligators in the sewer. Really!)