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okay so me and my mom had a fun adventure yesterday being the crazy person she is. We were driving down s. lamar and she sees this guy walking along the side walk extremely swaggering and he was really sweaty and wearing headphones so we were like maybe he over exercised. We were like he really looks hurt so we drove back around and he had collapsed on the ground right there on the side of the road. So my mom started freakin out and called 911. He didnt move for like five minutes so we drove up closer still talking to the cops and by the time we got over there he was gettin up again and not swaggering or anything. So my mum was like oh well he seems fine now but the police said to stay on the line and keep following him since an ambulance was already on its way. So the guy starts walking and he pulls out a flask and it turns out hes piss drunk and the ambulance comes sirens blaring and stops him and my is so embarassed and speeds away it was another great adventure with the cops like the time i accidentaly called them on my cell and they thought it was a suicide call so they broke into our house with a fire truck and all in the front and had to wait until my parents got home damn but my mother is so f'ing crazy its awesome