Life is just a fantasy, can you live this fantasy life?
tired mc-sleepyton
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
besides my wife? well... if I was single, sure!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
whenever it's available, really
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
the top side, closest to the bathroom
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
no, I've never porked beef *or* chicken!
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
yes, twice from alcohol, and once from swallowing too much blood
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no way, I do it for free!
7. Shower or bath?
showers - who has time for baths?
8. Do you pee in the shower?
sure, all the time
9. Mexican or Chinese?
food or sex? in either case, probably Chinese
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive please!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
yep
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
all but one or two in person
13. Love or money?
if I could only ever have one or the other, money. If we're talking about which I'd rather have an excess of, love.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Debit
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
yep
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
depends on the location
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
in the park at about midnight near where i grew up
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
well, yeah
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
only for work
20. Ever been to a bar?
of course
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
nope
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
i think i could have made it out on my own if they hadn't dragged me
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
yep
24. Favorite drink?
depends on my mood. beer, sake, wine, whiskey sour, margarita... just don't drink shit to get messed up - drink it because you like the taste.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
does getting a blow job count? if so, yes!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
does getting/giving oral sex count? if so, yes. And I assume you mean public restroom. Who *hasn't* had any sex in their *own* bathroom?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
see #26. Not at my job, but at someone else's in the conference room...
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yep
29. Bought something from an adult store?
yep
30. Have you been caught having sex?
ummm, not that i can think of... really close though
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
they're on the internet, but I doubt anyone did a right-click|save-as or anything
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
nah, I don't care to make that much noise really
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
on *my* f-list? heh, anyone bored enough to bother, really
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
besides my wife? well... if I was single, sure!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
whenever it's available, really
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
the top side, closest to the bathroom
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
no, I've never porked beef *or* chicken!
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
yes, twice from alcohol, and once from swallowing too much blood
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no way, I do it for free!
7. Shower or bath?
showers - who has time for baths?
8. Do you pee in the shower?
sure, all the time
9. Mexican or Chinese?
food or sex? in either case, probably Chinese
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive please!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
yep
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
all but one or two in person
13. Love or money?
if I could only ever have one or the other, money. If we're talking about which I'd rather have an excess of, love.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Debit
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
yep
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
depends on the location
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
in the park at about midnight near where i grew up
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
well, yeah
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
only for work
20. Ever been to a bar?
of course
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
nope
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
i think i could have made it out on my own if they hadn't dragged me
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
yep
24. Favorite drink?
depends on my mood. beer, sake, wine, whiskey sour, margarita... just don't drink shit to get messed up - drink it because you like the taste.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
does getting a blow job count? if so, yes!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
does getting/giving oral sex count? if so, yes. And I assume you mean public restroom. Who *hasn't* had any sex in their *own* bathroom?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
see #26. Not at my job, but at someone else's in the conference room...
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yep
29. Bought something from an adult store?
yep
30. Have you been caught having sex?
ummm, not that i can think of... really close though
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
they're on the internet, but I doubt anyone did a right-click|save-as or anything
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
nah, I don't care to make that much noise really
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
on *my* f-list? heh, anyone bored enough to bother, really