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D'you know what conclusion I have come to? Teachers are bastards. I was with one of my favourite teachers today who was trying to demonstrate the way a lone dissenter can influence a majority and he asked me to 'pretend' that I was pro-homosexuality whilst he was going to try and persuade me to come round to his apparently feigned anti-
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What a wonderfully vengeful idea! Aha! I shall leave gay porn in strategic places until he realizes he actually worships sweaty naked man-sex and becomes so lost and confused that he falls down a man-hole (oh the delicious, delicious irony) and never comes out again. Lo, he shall be fated to live as a mole person underground.
I want to be a mole person. We should start our own mole kingdom! You just start digging and I’ll start digging and we’ll meet up in the middle!
*Clings frantically* Kindred spirits are even harder to come by! Don’t you dare turn to het!
1. I’m not sure how honest I am. It depends on who I’m talking to. With people I don’t care about I have no qualms at all about lying blatantly. With people I love then I feel terrible treating them with such disrespect. I’m not especially honest but I value it.
2. My most valuable possession? That is a good one. In monetary terms, I was bequeathed a handbag worth £4000 (I’m not kidding, my family seem to be obsessed with that kind of thing) but I don’t have it in my possession yet. What I value most however, cheesy as it sounds, is my sense of freedom.
3. In five years I see myself shacked up in some gloriously bohemian apartment with a gay roommate and all the time in the world to write a bestselling novel. How I’m going to afford to do that without a steady job I haven’t quite worked out yet!
Wow, that subject sounds so cool. You do a fair bit of philosophy with my main subject (Classics) but nothing quite like that. I want to do it too! I’ll come and crash your uni one day and we can both make strange noises! Hmm, sounds dirtier than I’d anticipated.
OMG! I named my car Eliot after the character Eliot in Fearless Diva’s HP novel Tissue of Silver! Talk about coincidences.
Dude, yeah! My snake is called Draco (because I have no life) and is about three feet long and a kind of dark red. He is very cool, I’ll email a pic of him if I ever get round to taking any! Do you like snakes? They are the most amazing creatures.
Thank you for commenting, my darling, you are so gorgeous. Love you too!
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