noel

[stylishflair]

...ah shit. Way to drop a bombshell.

Why do these things always have to happen at Christmas...? Dammit...

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[strifeholic]

... you okay?

[stylishflair]

Yeah. Just the usual family "stab stab stab die die die" Christmas affair.

[strifeholic]

Oh.

... so. Merry Christmas I guess.

(ooc: aaand Cloud is stunned into awkwardness.)

[stylishflair]

What, you're surprised? We are talking about my brother here. Well, he had his reasons. But still! D:

Merry Christmas. You score any decent loot?

[strifeholic]

No, that was an unsurprised 'oh'.

I guess. Um, come by any time you want for your present, I'm a little too busy to drop it off.

[stylishflair]

Ohhh. You should, like, put a "*surprised*" and "*unsurprised*" thing or something, it'd-

...wait, present?

[strifeholic]

... I could use smilies if you want. But I'd rather not.

Yeah.

[stylishflair]

It'd kind of ruin your emo look.

You're like a modern day Santa Claus or something, except more mopey. You seriously got me a present?

[strifeholic]

Says you.

... I'm not fat. And apparently I don't look goo in red either. Um... yeah. Vergil too.

...But you didn't hear that from me.

[stylishflair]

Hate to break it to you, but I doubt he got you one. I did, though! Don't take it personally. He's like the Christmas Grinch or something. He keeps mauling my decorations if I turn my back.

[strifeholic]

... I'm not fussed.

... I'd say he's more of an Oogie Boogie.

[stylishflair]

...what the hell's an Oogie Boogie? o-o Is it as stab-happy?

[strifeholic]

This. Very.

[stylishflair]

...it's perfect.

Oh, man, please tell me you got him a sack.

[strifeholic]

Told you.

No... But there's an idea for you.

[stylishflair]

Where do you find this stuff?

Nah, already got his stuff, although he still hasn't opened it after. Just... remind me why I got him a whetstone, among other stuff. That's the gift I know I'm gonna regret.