its better than an irish girl pop group singing french...
if you thought amanda woodward were the bizzle in french awesomeness then you dont know what you missed on rage saturday night...
(ive taken the liberty of underlining the extra-ridiculous bits for your reading convenience)
+Plastic started out as the drummer for the group Hubble Bubble, which is one of the first Belgian punk bands.
+By 1978, Plastic was a star with a sex, drugs and rock n' roll lifestyle. In a Cannes hotel he set fire to the curtains and in a New York establishment he broke everything in his room with an axe, before throwing it all out the window
+By 1986, Plastic had put on so much weight that he looked like a bloated Elvis and failed to recognise himself in the mirror
+In his down time Plastic cultivated his secret passion for scrabble - he recently played the world champion and won and has secured a place on the panel of the Festival of Board Games.
+These days (when not scrabbling), Plastic keeps himself busy with his own art gallery, where he has hosted a show dedicated to bovine beauty.
thankyou Belle & Sebastian for introducing me to one of Belgium's finest exports, yes, thats right, he's not even french! and if you saw the clip you'd be 10x more impressed like i am (and everything he's done will seem increasingly stupid). think spastic convulsive dancing in a zippy little pink and black vinyl number in front of a whirlwind of psychadellic 80's popping shapes. plastic bertrand, you are my hero. enjoyxo