I love this LWord quote...
ALICE: Your fairy godmother comes to visits you and she gives you a penis for 24 hrs, what do you do with it?
SHANE: I go and pee on every bush i could find standing up.
DANA: That's all you would do? Pee on bushes?
SHANE: Mmmm yep
JENNY: You wouldn't go fuck alot of girls?
SHANE: I don't need a penis to do that.
SHANE: I go and pee on every bush i could find standing up.
DANA: That's all you would do? Pee on bushes?
SHANE: Mmmm yep
JENNY: You wouldn't go fuck alot of girls?
SHANE: I don't need a penis to do that.