I've invented a new food!
It's called "120 minute eggs" or "Eggs Hangovuer"
Directions:
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1) Drink heavily the night before, securing a hangover for your egg making day.
2) Bring a pot of water to a boil.
3) Drop some eggs up in there.
4) Go do something that ensnares all of your hungover attention.
5) The eggs will continue to boil.
6) After the water boils out, the eggs will start to fry. Continue to forget about them.
7) Listen to the strange sounds coming from the kitchen.
8) Oh snap! The eggs!
9) Enjoy.
Directions:
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1) Drink heavily the night before, securing a hangover for your egg making day.
2) Bring a pot of water to a boil.
3) Drop some eggs up in there.
4) Go do something that ensnares all of your hungover attention.
5) The eggs will continue to boil.
6) After the water boils out, the eggs will start to fry. Continue to forget about them.
7) Listen to the strange sounds coming from the kitchen.
8) Oh snap! The eggs!
9) Enjoy.