May 21, 2006 23:32
Nothing Says Class Like a Nose Full of Sucrose
Stoner #1: I dare you to snort this pixie stick.
Stoner #2: But I only have a five dollar bill.
Stoner #1: So, what's the problem?
Stoner #2: Dude, you can't snort with a five dollar bill. That's just wrong. It has to be at least a twenty. God, have some dignity.
--Stuyvesant High School
overheard in new york