Geniszzle
Whats going on y'all? After much persuasion by my sister I've finally joined the masses in the world of Live Journal. This Live Journal is gonna be different than most others. The majority of the time I won't tell you about my day cause most of the time its not interesting and I'm sure you don't care. Most entries will be about how I ramble on about something I really like or dislike.
Today's item will be about the grandaddy of amazing things in this universe...the zoloft commercials.
You may think I'm joking but without question there is nothing more in the world that I love more than that poorly drawn ball of the full range of human emotion. For those of you who haven't seen this brillant commerical (and may god have mercy on your soul if you haven't) I'll give you a run down.
It starts with the white circle and a voice in the background (which can only be described as the voice of god) talking about the symptoms of clinical depression. As he lists each one the little ball exhibits these symptoms before your very eyes. As humans all we can do is feel sorry for this poor little guy and want cry for him. Not only does he display the emotions but to add insult to injury a rain cloud forms over his head and pours on him. And just when you think there is nothing left for him to do but kill himself, A MIRACLE HAPPENS!!!! He takes Zoloft and his whole world changes! The rain cloud disappears and a great smile forms on his face. While watching this you start to clap because you are so happy he overcame the pain and suffering of depression. Mr. Zoloft begins to jump around and play with other white circles as well a smiling blue bird. This is the best minute and a half on tv. No actor in the history of entertainment even begins to touch the range this little ball has.
P.S-Jess Cantelmo and I were married yesterday in the beautiful Nathan's chapel.
Today's item will be about the grandaddy of amazing things in this universe...the zoloft commercials.
You may think I'm joking but without question there is nothing more in the world that I love more than that poorly drawn ball of the full range of human emotion. For those of you who haven't seen this brillant commerical (and may god have mercy on your soul if you haven't) I'll give you a run down.
It starts with the white circle and a voice in the background (which can only be described as the voice of god) talking about the symptoms of clinical depression. As he lists each one the little ball exhibits these symptoms before your very eyes. As humans all we can do is feel sorry for this poor little guy and want cry for him. Not only does he display the emotions but to add insult to injury a rain cloud forms over his head and pours on him. And just when you think there is nothing left for him to do but kill himself, A MIRACLE HAPPENS!!!! He takes Zoloft and his whole world changes! The rain cloud disappears and a great smile forms on his face. While watching this you start to clap because you are so happy he overcame the pain and suffering of depression. Mr. Zoloft begins to jump around and play with other white circles as well a smiling blue bird. This is the best minute and a half on tv. No actor in the history of entertainment even begins to touch the range this little ball has.
P.S-Jess Cantelmo and I were married yesterday in the beautiful Nathan's chapel.