(4:38:53 PM) hal says uhh: (my door doesn't shut unless i lock the deadbolt. if i don't lock the deadbolt, even if the door lock is locked, you can just push tthe door open)
(4:39:26 PM) QueenRepliCarter: *pushes door open*
(4:39:28 PM) QueenRepliCarter: hi
(4:39:35 PM) hal says uhh: GET OUT
(4:39:36 PM) hal says uhh: AAHHHH
(4:39:40 PM) hal says uhh: *runs around apartment screaming*
(4:40:18 PM) QueenRepliCarter: i back out and frown and walk away
(4:40:32 PM) hal says uhh: i come to the door and leer at you as you walk away
(4:40:43 PM) QueenRepliCarter: i throw a dirty diaper in your direction
(4:40:44 PM) hal says uhh: >8|
(4:40:49 PM) hal says uhh: i dodge it like a ninja
(4:40:52 PM) hal says uhh: would dodge ninja stars
(4:40:58 PM) QueenRepliCarter: ninja diapers
(4:41:01 PM) hal says uhh: lmao
(4:41:05 PM) hal says uhh: what if they didn't have ninja stars
(4:41:07 PM) hal says uhh: and only ninja diapers
(4:41:09 PM) hal says uhh: that would be terrible
(4:41:15 PM) hal says uhh: they couldn't sneak up on anybody
(4:41:31 PM) QueenRepliCarter: the diapers would weigh so much and give their position away
(4:41:35 PM) QueenRepliCarter: make so much noise
(4:41:43 PM) hal says uhh: seriously
(4:41:44 PM) QueenRepliCarter: squish squish
(4:41:47 PM) QueenRepliCarter: rustle
(4:41:57 PM) hal says uhh: stink lines
(4:42:01 PM) QueenRepliCarter: hahhaa
(4:42:01 PM) hal says uhh: would give away the ninja's position
i am so bored.