Sometimes...
Being in a fake relationship, I sometimes miss the significance of the things he says, but luckily Ima girl and I can remember them later and analyze them to death.
Things that make me go *sigh* when it comes to the fake bf
"I bought us new popcorns to munch on"
"When we go camping next month we'll both go shopping and get jiffy pop for the fire and smokies with cheese and I'll make you Mr. Noodles over the fire. It's good." To which I said: Will we have vegetables? and he said:
"No, vegetables don't exist in nature."
And then we were talking about our fake relationship, where we are just friends and can't "demand" time or attention from the other person cause its just a friendship.
Me: But you demand my attention when you roll me over in the middle of the night and want lovin'
Fake-bf: No thats not me, thats my split personality. His name is Furious. Besides, you come over here and say: I want attention.
Me: No that's not me, that's MY split personality, Rissa.
Things that make me go *sigh* when it comes to the fake bf
"I bought us new popcorns to munch on"
"When we go camping next month we'll both go shopping and get jiffy pop for the fire and smokies with cheese and I'll make you Mr. Noodles over the fire. It's good." To which I said: Will we have vegetables? and he said:
"No, vegetables don't exist in nature."
And then we were talking about our fake relationship, where we are just friends and can't "demand" time or attention from the other person cause its just a friendship.
Me: But you demand my attention when you roll me over in the middle of the night and want lovin'
Fake-bf: No thats not me, thats my split personality. His name is Furious. Besides, you come over here and say: I want attention.
Me: No that's not me, that's MY split personality, Rissa.