how infinite members think they’re in love with kim sunggyu; and the one who really does

[stupidrhapsody]

pairing/characters: everybody/sunggyu
rating: R

author notes: 2, 408 words for taenyyyy dude i can't write gangbang!sunggyu because sungjong. haha.

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[stupidrhapsody]

dude, no worries. because in my brain somehow, chanyeol is a top, too. i mean, have you heard him speaking? that's what i thought. he might be scrawny/pretty but. but. but.
okay then. him and baekhyun? the canon OTP?

but yes; back to spazzing. everyone is just so unf-worthy. fml. even the few that i don't really like yet. dont hate on me
please. it's cool. i mean, i dun even like lay. like at all. like, what's with him.
but xiu min. boy!sohee.


baekhyun.


sehun. lu han. fuck. everyone. DO. ajkskdfa suho. fuck. we need variety shows. now.




ugh, more towards sungyeol though. how. so sungyeol is half-foreigner? or is it kris being so korean. troll. woo jiho, the uke slut.

[emmyxogast]

may i just say, chen gives me so many emotions. he reminds me of AJ from ukiss tho now thinking about it, i'm not adverse to xiumin/kris or chen/kris. oh gosh, i'm so obviously exo-m orientated XDDDD ouch.

when baekhyun smiles he reminds me of ricky from teen top. i think it's the eyes. see; shit gif comparison but you get the drift

baekhyun:


ricky:


and i don't really like lay either. idk, and i can't seem to get to like luhan that much yet. he's just, too cute and stereotypical!manga!yaoi!uke-ish for me :SS i like my subs to be a little bit more than just a cute innocent girly boy /shrugs/ i'm just weird like that. still can't believe luhan is older than kris though. he looks like 18 or smth, esp in the MAMA.

[stupidrhapsody]

dat bone structure. and voice. oic you're mandarin oriented; imma not complaining dude, dudes are all amazing except yeah. lay. i dunno about him. like. what?

alexander, huh? sad fate, i tell ya. wtf with u-kiss management i swear. but it has something to do with his "careless comments" on variety shows?

lu han. please. i'm still not sure about him too. he's a top when he's with sehun but if paired with anyone else of course he bottoms. lu han he looks 17, especially when he smiles fuck i can't. but he has this intense manly aura you know?

although for fuck sake, can't really get the SM way to exploit kai,


holy shit baekhyun. the next generation of namgrease, i said. and ricky; he's gay i'm sure. there's this wrong vibe around him.

[emmyxogast]

oh god, may i just start with the 'kai favoritism'. like it's not his fault, but bloody hell. SM really needs to work on that, like seriously. lu han got a shit job of a teaser that was all basically just kai. and then he got another 241243214 teasers before debut. i hate when other members get neglected over another just because of looks and/or popularity with the fans.

anyway; back to chen's amazing bone structure. gah, i crey. he's so cute but so hot at the same time. dude, i kinda want to ship xiumin/chen.

and i said aj not alexander. but yes, i was so pissed when i heard that they were kicking kibum and xander out. other people think that, including me, that management wanted to 'upgrade' looks wise. idek, but i bet if kibum had kiseop's face he wouldn't have been kicked out. //shrugs//

chen:


aj:


maybe it's just me. idek.

[stupidrhapsody]

wait holy shit. not alexander? fuck my eyes wtf. ugh i still prefer chen than aj.
chen has this "calm after the storm aura" and i like it.
fuck yes. xiu min/chen i want. i want. but have you seen this?


my face:


but i also have this;


oh tao; why so obvious? his moves are just...so...smooth somehow. so... flamboyant?
enough about kai, poor kid, indeed.

i need taoris fics. or hunhan where lu han tops or being a man. or krisyeol. or block b fics. crying.

[emmyxogast]

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD. IT'S SOHEE! OMG OMG. IF EXO EVER DOES DRAG. OMG



tao is so obvious it hurts. he's all graceful and unf. kris is so tapping that. lucky bish.



i would try write you some but i'm too busy working on ubomb and daejong to write even more. lmao. if you find any good ones though, rec me them. kcool.

[stupidrhapsody]

ikr? ikr? xiu min's lips are thinner, that's all. fuck i can't.

kristao all the way to china FTW.
mc asks who likes crying the most, everyone points to tao
tao: well yeah idk why but it’s like sometimes if the hyungs tell me ghost stories and i get really scared tears start falling. or if i’m watching something on tv and i’m really touched/moved i’ll cry.
yeah. any more questions? no?

augh dude that's so bro of you. i'm writing a kaihun right now. because underaged couple, that's why. cough.


sehun is so fine.

[emmyxogast]

i seriously think chenmin is my second fave otp. i think that's the name right? they are so unf together. i have a feeling it won't be a popular ship though. ;;A;;

kaihun? as in top!kai? if it is i'll be here setting up a tent whilst you write it. O___O and dude, what's with you and your age difference kink? you pedo. ahaha



cause i know you love lay so much.